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Old 08-05-2008, 04:56 AM   #21
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how bout do you have any pics with your b-day suit on?
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Old 08-05-2008, 06:54 AM   #22
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Old 08-05-2008, 06:57 AM   #23
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if she doesnt offer the up automatically theres a reason why

ie she is fat if you cant read into my comment
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Old 08-05-2008, 07:06 AM   #24
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Old 08-05-2008, 09:49 AM   #25
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Old 08-05-2008, 09:53 AM   #26
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Old 08-05-2008, 10:02 AM   #28
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Cough Cough, no game...cough


try: "i wanna c ur boobies...i like boobies"
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Old 08-05-2008, 10:02 AM   #29
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Just ask for more pics... that's all.
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Old 08-05-2008, 10:06 AM   #30
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Even if she is big, you might just want to get on it anyway!

Good advice there JonJon.
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Old 08-05-2008, 10:27 AM   #33
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That's too funny! JonJon is right though, she won't be insulted if you tell her, she's not big enough, she'll be like WTF??
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Old 08-05-2008, 10:38 AM   #34
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"any pics not from a myspace angle?"

If she gets offended, we saved the suspension on your car.
lmao I just lol-ed
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Old 08-05-2008, 11:49 AM   #35
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Ok in all honesty, lets help this noob get laid...

Just ask her for more pics of her body. When she gets upset or asks you why, tell her that you dont like your girls to look like toothpicks and rather them to be "shapely" and "curvy".

When she sends her pics over to you, if she is skinny, say "Thank God youre hot! I had my finger on the delete button". or even better "Nice, I like what I see" to play it smooth

If she is overweight and fat say "Sorry, you are pretty but you just aren't big enough, I like em BIIIIIIIIIG!" This will work no matter what. Even if she is 3 foot 10 inches and 550 pounds... you can always say you like them bigger...

let her off easy...
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but, idk about the things I bolded out. Just say whats enough for her to know that you are alright with her looks. I'd say something like "cool pic" rather than "you're hot."
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Old 08-05-2008, 12:36 PM   #37
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Ok in all honesty, lets help this noob get laid...

Just ask her for more pics of her body. When she gets upset or asks you why, tell her that you dont like your girls to look like toothpicks and rather them to be "shapely" and "curvy".

When she sends her pics over to you, if she is skinny, say "Thank God youre hot! I had my finger on the delete button". or even better "Nice, I like what I see" to play it smooth

If she is overweight and fat say "Sorry, you are pretty but you just aren't big enough, I like em BIIIIIIIIIG!" This will work no matter what. Even if she is 3 foot 10 inches and 550 pounds... you can always say you like them bigger...

let her off easy...
Thats some funny stuff there
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Old 08-05-2008, 01:16 PM   #39
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Reminds me of Kip in Napoloeon Dynamite. "Yeah it's getting pretty serious....we chat online for like 6 hours. It's just...i'm really PO'd....she hasn't sent me a full body shots yet".

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Ok in all honesty, lets help this noob get laid...

Just ask her for more pics of her body. When she gets upset or asks you why, tell her that you dont like your girls to look like toothpicks and rather them to be "shapely" and "curvy".

When she sends her pics over to you, if she is skinny, say "Thank God youre hot! I had my finger on the delete button". or even better "Nice, I like what I see" to play it smooth

If she is overweight and fat say "Sorry, you are pretty but you just aren't big enough, I like em BIIIIIIIIIG!" This will work no matter what. Even if she is 3 foot 10 inches and 550 pounds... you can always say you like them bigger...

let her off easy...
lovely!

OP post pics, we are experts here at those things...
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