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Old 09-26-2008, 12:09 AM   #1
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GIRL help 101

okay so theres this girl i like and i dont know if she likes me. last weekend i saw her and talk to her a little jokingly while playing beer pong with a friend. she decided to leave i said drive safe see you around and got a hug as expect, all girls give hugs. any ways the next night i see her again at a small gathering smoking hookah and i sit next to her and talk some, more about her personally like school and what not. but now this weekend shes going to be around i talked about partying with her and shes down for this friday. what should i do. also what should i do to get her to go on a date with me saturday night? thanks
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lol.
i definitely like my car dropped and gapless with no bulge.

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Old 09-26-2008, 12:24 AM   #2
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You kidding me? You asked her if she's down to party on Friday night, she said yes, so take her to a party.

How do you get her to go on a date with you? Either offer her a million dollars, or just be yourself and ask her.
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Old 09-26-2008, 12:27 AM   #3
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o know you found it... lol
im like i might be doing something and she was like im totally down.
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Old 09-26-2008, 12:28 AM   #4
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you should ask her if she's ever done any charity work/community service

if she says no.. then you can say well here's your chance then maybe whip out your pen0r

and if that doesn't work just be like hey did i mention i drive a bmw then whip out your keys

and if that doesn't work there's always chloroform

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Old 09-26-2008, 12:28 AM   #5
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^ You're like so totally like in then.
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Old 09-26-2008, 12:31 AM   #6
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you should ask her if she's ever done any charity work/community service

if she says no.. then you can say well here's your chance then maybe whip out your pen0r

and if that doesn't work just be like hey did i mention i drive a bmw then whip out your keys

and if that doesn't work there's always chloroform

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^ You're like so totally like in then.

this is too good thanks koven and lane
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Old 09-26-2008, 12:32 AM   #7
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Why do you need our help? I thought you were a major player???





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omg my step sisters might be at the house UGG there 16 i think and no lane you cant make out with them lol
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technically there not step sisters since my mom not married to him. but there close enought so i call them that.

but i could still have sex with them.

agreed JAILBAIT FTW
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i went to evias last night and there was a hot blond hostest that was flirting with me..
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really explain why she kept checking up to make sure things we good, and she gave me her number and we are going out to dinner wednesday night.
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Why do you need our help? I thought you were a major player???
STEP SISTERS ARE DIFFERENT!!

i wouldnt want to date them


also shes not jail bait i know it as a disappointment to me too.
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technically there not step sisters since my mom not married to him. but there close enought so i call them that.

but i could still have sex with them.

agreed JAILBAIT FTW

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and my ex would not give head wtf is up with that if i spend money on her i want something in return besides sex
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You guys are the worst/best.
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also shes not jail bait i know it as a disappointment to me too.
Sometimes I wonder how you passed English. I'll just assume you paid off your teachers.
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omg how did I miss the conversation with that second quote??
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okay so theres this girl i like and i dont know if she likes me. last weekend i saw her and talk to her a little jokingly while playing beer pong with a friend. she decided to leave i said drive safe see you around and got a huge boner as expected, all girls give me huges. any ways the next night i see her again at a small gathering smoking hookah and i sit next to her and talk some, more about her personally like school and what not. but now this weekend shes going to be around i talked about partying with her and shes down for this friday. what should i do. also what should i do to get her to go on a date with me saturday night? thanks
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Wow, i never really looked at my count until now. We're pretty even for you being on this site for 38 years Rob.
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this sounds like me i was doing the same **** but with my step sisters nothing yet but there not really step sisters but still my mom and her bf have been dating for 5 yrs or more and not married. he has two twins both 16 HOT to me and CUTE. any ways guys on bayarea gave me **** for wanting to have sex with them. but still there hot is this wrong?



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