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Old 01-30-2012, 03:04 PM   #22081
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Old 01-30-2012, 03:09 PM   #22082
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Old 01-30-2012, 03:13 PM   #22083
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Translation of the stuff at top:
"Use lip power to stimulate your face muscles from inside your mouth! Drive off those laugh lines!
Just three minutes a day!"
It's saying that if you wear that and make vowel sounds you can stimulate the muscles in your face to help reverse the effects of aging. Each vowel has its own attribute. For example, "ah" is an exercise for the base of the eyes.
As for the right hand corner it says "Easy humming exercising in the bath"
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Old 01-30-2012, 03:22 PM   #22084
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Old 01-30-2012, 03:43 PM   #22085
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Old 01-30-2012, 03:48 PM   #22086
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Old 01-30-2012, 04:12 PM   #22088
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I hear flastwosix is single
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Old 01-30-2012, 04:21 PM   #22089
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she's chinese.


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Old 01-30-2012, 04:24 PM   #22090
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