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|03-20-2012, 04:28 PM||#24281|
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I watched the gif quite a few times trying to determine if it's head hit the ground and if so, how hard. I can't quite tell, but now think it kept its head off the ground. However it's difficult to tell, and I would feel bad loling at the gif if the guy was seriously injured or died.
his elbows might be pretty bruised though.
|03-20-2012, 04:54 PM||#24283|
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|03-20-2012, 05:00 PM||#24284|
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|03-20-2012, 05:38 PM||#24286|
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Lol, that's me when taking exams in school. Aced all of my classes
|03-20-2012, 06:31 PM||#24287|
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|03-20-2012, 07:26 PM||#24290|
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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
For the greater good.
It was a historical inevitability.
So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken
which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but
also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend
with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the
princely chicken's dominion maintained.
Because of an excess of light pink gooey stuff in its pancreas.
Any number of contending discourses may be discovered within the
act of the chicken crossing the road, and each interpretation is
equally valid as the authorial intent can never be discerned,
because structuralism is DEAD, DAMMIT, DEAD!
Thomas de Torquemada:
Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out.
Because that's the only kind of trip the Establishment would
let it take.
Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road gazes
also across you.
National Security was at stake.
Because the external influences which had pervaded its sensorium
from birth had caused it to develop in such a fashion that it
would tend to cross roads, even while believing these actions to
be of its own free will.
The confluence of events in the cultural gestalt necessitated that
individual chickens cross roads at this historical juncture, and
therefore synchronicitously brought such occurrences into being.
In order to act in good faith and be true to itself, the
chicken found it necessary to cross the road.
The possibility of "crossing" was encoded into the objects
"chicken" and "road", and circumstances came into being which
caused the actualization of this potential occurrence.
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the
chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
To actualize its potential.
It got tired of waiting.
If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.
The gods had commanded it to cross and recross the road.
It was moving into broad sunlit uplands...
It may very well have been one of the most astonishing events to
grace the annals of history. An historic, unprecedented avian
biped with the temerity to attempt such an herculean achievement
formerly relegated to **** sapiens pedestrians is truly a
It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.
Because it could not stop for death.
It is quite a three-pipe problem, Watson.
T. S. Eliot:
To examine the wasteland for worms.
Ralph Waldo Emerson:
It didn't cross the road; it transcended it.
Surely it was joking.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe:
The eternal hen-principle made it do it.
To die. In the rain.
We are not sure which side of the road the chicken was on, but it
was moving very fast.
Out of custom and habit.
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite
justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
Because it was there.
'Cause it (censored) wanted to. That's the (censored) reason.
Pyrrho the Skeptic:
The Air Force was only too happy to provide the transportation,
so quite understandably the chicken availed himself of the
You tell me.
If you saw me coming you'd cross the road too!
Henry David Thoreau:
To live deliberately ... and suck all the marrow out of life.
The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.
It was a hen!
Zeno of Elea:
To prove it could never reach the other side.
It was a long and winding road...
Pennsylvania/NJ travel guide:
When travelling along the Road, visit the beautiful town of Chicken
Read my lips: no more chicken crossing roads.
O. J. Simpson:
His wife lived across the road.
It was a part of the Plan.
He was solving the cross-road puzzle.
A palusible Russian explanation:
They ran out of vodka, and he wanted to get to the liquor store
three miles down the road.
He cwossed the woad to kill the wabbit.
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, chicken were
crossing roads, chicken were staying behind...
All roads are crossable by all chicken, but some roads are more
crossable than others.
After having killed an old hen, the chicken was wandering deliriously
along the empty night streets of St. Petersburg and waiting for the
darkness that never came; he crossed Nevsky and after a while found
himself in an unfamiliar part of the city.
To prove that he was no chicken.
Because for every road you cross, there are ten more roads yet
There are times for the chicken to cross roads and there are times
to stay at the roadside.
For 'tis better to suffer in the mind the slings and arrows
of outrageous road maintenance than to take arms against a
sea of oncoming vehicles...
For the touch of your skin, the sweetness of your lips...
J. R. R. Tolkein:
The chicken, sunlight coruscating off its radiant yellow-
white coat of feathers, approached the dark, sullen asphalt
road and scrutinized it intently with its obsidian-black
eyes. Every detail of the thoroughfare leapt into blinding
focus: the rough texture of the surface, over which count-
less tires had worked their relentless tread through the
ages; the innumerable fragments of stone embedded within the
lugubrious mass, perhaps quarried from the great pits where
the Sons of Man labored not far from here; the dull black
asphalt itself, exuding those waves of heat which distort the
sight and bring weakness to the body; the other attributes
of the great highway too numerous to give name. And then it
Travel, trouble, music, art / A kiss, a frock, a rhyme /
The chicken never said they fed its heart / But still they
pass its time.
(Whshhhhhhhhsh) Because it could not resist the power of the
[_Princess Bride_ section]
It's terribly fashionable, I think everyone will be doing
it in the future.
Because if it did not it would be like a toad!
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You crossed my father's
road. Prepare to die.
To face a kinder, gentler thousand points of headlights.
Because Pompey threw the die.
Know ye that it is unclean to eat the chicken that has
crossed the road, and that the chicken that crosseth the
road doth so for its own preservation.
How many roads must one chicken cross?
T. S. Eliot:
Weialala leia / Wallala leialala.
T. S. Eliot (revisited):
Do I dare, do I dare, do I dare cross the road?
It was forced to do so by the chicken-hole principle.
Zsa Zsa Gabor:
It probably crossed to get a better look at my legs, which,
thank goodness, are good, dahling.
Martin Luther King:
It had a dream.
James Tiberius Kirk:
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
Chicken? What's all this talk about chicken? Why, I had an
uncle who thought he was a chicken. My aunt almost divorced
him, but we needed the eggs.
To justify the ways of Chicken to men.
Sir Isaac Newton:
Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion
tend to cross the road.
There already was a chicken on the other side of the road.
Wolfgang Pauli (bis):
NEIN, NEIN, NEIN, YOU ARE COMPLETELY WRONG!!
... Chicken what?
There was no alternative.
It was a requirement.
Edgar Allan Poe
Chief Dan George
It was a good day to Die.
He was daft.
|03-20-2012, 10:00 PM||#24293|
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|03-20-2012, 10:50 PM||#24294|
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|03-21-2012, 01:45 AM||#24297|
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|03-21-2012, 03:03 AM||#24299|
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