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Old 04-27-2009, 02:53 AM   #281
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Old 04-27-2009, 03:55 AM   #282
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pahahahahahah I totally read this with the professor's voice
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Old 04-27-2009, 05:47 AM   #283
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Old 04-27-2009, 06:47 AM   #284
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acarder your post got me laughig the most. all the uses for that guy cracked me the hell up hahaha
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A lawyer opens the door of his BMW; suddenly a car drives by and rips the door completely off. Police officer
arrives & the lawyer bitterly complains about the damage to his car.
"Officer, I just got the car at BMW Greensboro and look what they're done to my Beemer!!" he whines.
"You makes me sick" officer responds, "So worried about your BMW; but don't even notice your left arm is missing?"
"OMG.." lawyer replies. "Where's my Rolex?"
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Old 04-27-2009, 07:55 AM   #285
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Old 04-27-2009, 07:52 PM   #286
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Old 04-27-2009, 08:18 PM   #287
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Old 04-28-2009, 12:17 AM   #288
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i just made this. is it going too far? lol
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A lawyer opens the door of his BMW; suddenly a car drives by and rips the door completely off. Police officer
arrives & the lawyer bitterly complains about the damage to his car.
"Officer, I just got the car at BMW Greensboro and look what they're done to my Beemer!!" he whines.
"You makes me sick" officer responds, "So worried about your BMW; but don't even notice your left arm is missing?"
"OMG.." lawyer replies. "Where's my Rolex?"
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Old 04-28-2009, 12:19 AM   #289
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Hahah comedy.
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ahhhhhh man this thread was great! keep it up
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Old 04-28-2009, 05:10 AM   #292
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Old 04-28-2009, 03:57 PM   #293
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HAHHAAHH!!! best thread evar!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 04-28-2009, 05:04 PM   #294
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EPIC THREAD!!!!
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Old 04-29-2009, 05:00 AM   #296
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Old 04-29-2009, 05:30 AM   #297
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Im' sure a repost, but always funny.

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This one is also quite funny

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