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Old 10-06-2012, 12:02 PM   #31161
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Old 10-06-2012, 12:03 PM   #31162
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Old 10-06-2012, 01:11 PM   #31163
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time to re-animate that dead bird I saw earlier
it doesn't work. my grandmother is still dead.
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"Officer, I just got the car at BMW Greensboro and look what they're done to my Beemer!!" he whines.
"You makes me sick" officer responds, "So worried about your BMW; but don't even notice your left arm is missing?"
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Old 10-06-2012, 01:32 PM   #31164
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Old 10-06-2012, 01:50 PM   #31165
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i like the screaming after each shot...every time i watch a movie from now and somebody shoots a gun i'm going to hear that scream in my head.
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Old 10-06-2012, 02:27 PM   #31166
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Mad photoshop BMW, looks so real like fake 3d
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Old 10-06-2012, 03:24 PM   #31167
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He is at least partially correct, lemon & foil do generate a small amount of voltage.

I don't know if it is enough to make dead muscle move, but it's not far fetched.
To generate electricity, or an electrical current to be more accurate, you need to have a voltage differential. Two poles. The foil is one, where the other?
Have you seen birds sitting on a high voltage power line? They don't get fried, unless they touch something else simultaneously.
What's the second pole that the dogfish is touching?
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