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Old 11-29-2012, 12:34 AM   #32461
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Old 11-29-2012, 02:43 AM   #32464
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Old 11-29-2012, 03:52 AM   #32465
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Not funny, that horse coulda got athletes foot...
you're both right how odd i didn't notice it before...poor horse it could have died.
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Old 11-29-2012, 08:14 AM   #32466
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Old 11-29-2012, 08:28 AM   #32467
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Old 11-29-2012, 08:48 AM   #32468
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that's not funny, that horse could've gotten sarah jessica parker.
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Old 11-29-2012, 08:51 AM   #32469
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that's not funny, that horse could've gotten sarah jessica parker.
get with the times sport , SJP is a foot now.


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Old 11-29-2012, 09:06 AM   #32470
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1. Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse
2. Horses don't have feet, horses have hooves
3. Horses are measured in hands
4. Hands are the opposite of feet

Therefore, SJP cannot be a foot, regardless of how much she may look like one.

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Old 11-29-2012, 09:14 AM   #32471
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Old 11-29-2012, 09:23 AM   #32475
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There is a warning, but I have never gotten anything from it. It's pretty disgusting too, but hilarious if you have the stomach for it.

It is seriously just a small video and a funny niose or two.
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There is a warning, but I have never gotten anything from it. It's pretty disgusting too, but hilarious if you have the stomach for it.

It is seriously just a small video and a funny niose or two.
and that nigerian prince has a legitimate fortune to share with me, too.
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Old 11-29-2012, 09:41 AM   #32478
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and that nigerian prince has a legitimate fortune to share with me, too.
And my grandmother really did just get in a car crash, so I'm going to send $500 to this guy who witnessed it to help her.
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