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Old 12-12-2012, 01:59 PM   #32881
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I don't think a girl can get pregnant while needing a use of a tampon.
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Old 12-12-2012, 02:08 PM   #32882
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I don't think a girl can get pregnant while needing a use of a tampon.
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Old 12-12-2012, 02:21 PM   #32883
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Also impregnating your cousin won't result in mutant children.
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Old 12-12-2012, 02:22 PM   #32884
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Also impregnating your cousin won't result in mutant children.
It certainly doesn't help the kids chances, lol.
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Old 12-12-2012, 02:24 PM   #32885
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Also impregnating your cousin won't result in mutant children.
your experience doesn't account for all the potential mutant first cousin incest children that are possible.

Edit: but I'm glad they came out ok!
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Old 12-12-2012, 04:30 PM   #32886
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Old 12-12-2012, 06:00 PM   #32887
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Old 12-12-2012, 06:21 PM   #32888
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Old 12-12-2012, 08:18 PM   #32890
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Old 12-12-2012, 08:23 PM   #32891
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Old 12-12-2012, 11:17 PM   #32892
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I'd argue that street racing and hellaflush are broadly in the same automotive subculture. Hellaflush diminishes the reputation of, if anything, the track/autox culture, particularly in the eyes of non-gearheads who can't make a distinction between fast and furious and SCCA racing.
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The cabin over the driver seat isn't crushed in. Acura's are safe as hell. I hit the I-10 tunnel twice with mine doing about 60 and walked away with nothing but a burn from the airbag. I love my E46 too, I hit a deer doing 55 and it only needed a hood. The deer didn't fare so well.
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Old 12-13-2012, 07:54 AM   #32895
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at one point i also thought there's always 13 13 13 lol
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