E46 BMW Social Directory E46 FAQ 3-Series Discussion Forums BMW Photo Gallery BMW 3-Series Technical Information E46 Fanatics - The Ultimate BMW Resource BMW Vendors General E46 Forum The Tire Rack's Tire Wheel Forum Forced Induction Forum The Off-Topic The E46 BMW Showroom For Sale, For Trade or Wanting to Buy

Welcome to the E46Fanatics forums. E46Fanatics is the premiere website for BMW 3 series owners around the world with interactive forums, a geographical enthusiast directory, photo galleries, and technical information for BMW enthusiasts.

You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today!

If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact contact us.

Go Back   E46Fanatics > Everything Else > The Off-Topic > General Off-Topic

General Off-Topic
Everything not about BMWs. Posts must be "primetime" safe and in good taste. You must be logged in to see sub-forums.
Click here to browse all new posts.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread Rating: Thread Rating: 832 votes, 5.00 average.
Old 02-27-2013, 10:19 PM   #35341
KwhyLE
Registered User
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: LA
Posts: 1,209
My Ride: 2.5
Quote:
Originally Posted by SamDoe1 View Post
__________________
KwhyLE is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-28-2013, 12:00 AM   #35342
Solo118
Registered User
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: NYC
Posts: 657
My Ride: '12 MDX, '03 CLK500
Send a message via AIM to Solo118
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bart Taylor View Post



and I lost my **** to this one



I really lost my ****, I woke my wife up she is freaking out because I was laughing so hard
__________________
Contact me at SOLN6184@gmail.com


Solo118 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-28-2013, 12:01 AM   #35343
HPFMTRE
Registered User
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 1,930
My Ride: HPF stage 3 M3
Taylor swift one.
__________________
Photobucket
Pictures of my car
http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2927228
Quote:
Originally Posted by BeRzErKaS View Post
wat?? guys with turbo M3's don't have woman troubles...

try adjusting your wastegate
HPF Stage 3 #001

R35 GTR coming soon ;)

Last edited by HPFMTRE; 02-28-2013 at 12:01 AM.
HPFMTRE is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-28-2013, 03:28 AM   #35344
Rotha
Registered User
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: N/A
Posts: 4,829
My Ride: N/A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?featur...&v=-MqHTjorymw
__________________
A lawyer opens the door of his BMW; suddenly a car drives by and rips the door completely off. Police officer
arrives & the lawyer bitterly complains about the damage to his car.
"Officer, I just got the car at BMW Greensboro and look what they're done to my Beemer!!" he whines.
"You makes me sick" officer responds, "So worried about your BMW; but don't even notice your left arm is missing?"
"OMG.." lawyer replies. "Where's my Rolex?"
Rotha is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-28-2013, 07:14 AM   #35345
Das Borgen
Registered User
 
Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: Ohio
Posts: 7
My Ride: 748, E36, E38
Das Borgen is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-28-2013, 08:11 AM   #35346
joeski3d
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: NJ
Posts: 520
My Ride: 2000 323i
__________________

Ballbusters Inc.

DISCLAIMER: No balls were physically hurt during the reading of this post. Should redness and/or swelling occur consult your gynecologist immediately.
joeski3d is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-28-2013, 08:29 AM   #35347
cowmoo32
drunken science
 
cowmoo32's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Raleigh, NC
Posts: 5,532
My Ride: Trek 1.5
__________________

flickher

What's this about a brownie in motion?
cowmoo32 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-28-2013, 08:43 AM   #35348
Gottalovethexi
Registered User
 
Gottalovethexi's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Jersey
Posts: 8,808
My Ride: 03 xi & 72 Bav
Send a message via AIM to Gottalovethexi
Quote:
Originally Posted by joeski3d View Post
What's stranger about that sweatshirt....is if that's the front mickey's hands would be grabbing her tits...
__________________
Gottalovethexi is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-28-2013, 08:52 AM   #35349
joeski3d
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: NJ
Posts: 520
My Ride: 2000 323i
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gottalovethexi View Post
What's stranger about that sweatshirt....is if that's the front mickey's hands would be grabbing her tits...
That is the back of the sweater. The front has Mickey's head.
__________________

Ballbusters Inc.

DISCLAIMER: No balls were physically hurt during the reading of this post. Should redness and/or swelling occur consult your gynecologist immediately.
joeski3d is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-28-2013, 09:26 AM   #35350
evolved
Registered User
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Saint Louis, MO
Posts: 815
My Ride: 2011 BMW 135i
__________________

Present
2011 BMW 135i - BSM
Past
2006 Mazdaspeed 6 GT, 2000 BMW 323ci, 2003 Evolution VIII, 1995 Nissan 240sx w/ SR20DET

E46Sig
evolved is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-28-2013, 09:47 AM   #35351
IdahoToyo
Registered User
 
Join Date: May 2009
Location: A Sunny Town in Idaho
Posts: 375
My Ride: 4WD Tundra / GS500F
__________________
-- Kyle --

The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.
IdahoToyo is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-28-2013, 10:18 AM   #35352
RossGuy
E46Fanatic
 
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Illinois
Posts: 223
My Ride: FBM
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by NFRs2000nyc View Post
Shut up and drink your snow from your plastic cup you hungry homeless homosexual.
RossGuy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-28-2013, 10:22 AM   #35353
pakman3
Registered User
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: FL
Posts: 279
My Ride: piece





__________________
pakman3 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-28-2013, 11:10 AM   #35354
trippinbillies4
Registered User
 
trippinbillies4's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Cincinnati, OH
Posts: 836
My Ride: '02 Mini, '13 FR-S
__________________
__________________________________________________

'02 Mini Cooper #40HS, '13 Scion FR-S #40CS, '12 Ducati SF848

Last edited by trippinbillies4; 02-28-2013 at 11:10 AM.
trippinbillies4 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-28-2013, 11:56 AM   #35355
GRIFFIN
NWS
 
GRIFFIN's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: California
Posts: 1,700
My Ride: 04 330i zsp,zpp,zcw
__________________

** Removed - Please stop - Tim330i **
*NWS GIF REMOVED*
*GIF REMOVED*
* Continuing to put animated images in your sig will get you banned - Tim330i *
**You make me so horny.- Tim330i **
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hedges View Post
I can honestly say that because of Griffin, i am desensitized to alot of wierd stuff!
GRIFFIN is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-28-2013, 12:21 PM   #35356
IdahoToyo
Registered User
 
Join Date: May 2009
Location: A Sunny Town in Idaho
Posts: 375
My Ride: 4WD Tundra / GS500F
#nutcracker

At its finest
__________________
-- Kyle --

The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.
IdahoToyo is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-28-2013, 12:23 PM   #35357
RossGuy
E46Fanatic
 
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Illinois
Posts: 223
My Ride: FBM
Where can I buy this?
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by NFRs2000nyc View Post
Shut up and drink your snow from your plastic cup you hungry homeless homosexual.
RossGuy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-28-2013, 12:26 PM   #35358
GRIFFIN
NWS
 
GRIFFIN's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: California
Posts: 1,700
My Ride: 04 330i zsp,zpp,zcw
Quote:
Originally Posted by IdahoToyo View Post
#nutcracker

At its finest
Quote:
Originally Posted by RossGuy View Post
Where can I buy this?



http://www.geekologie.com/2012/05/ar...y-mannequi.php
__________________

** Removed - Please stop - Tim330i **
*NWS GIF REMOVED*
*GIF REMOVED*
* Continuing to put animated images in your sig will get you banned - Tim330i *
**You make me so horny.- Tim330i **
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hedges View Post
I can honestly say that because of Griffin, i am desensitized to alot of wierd stuff!
GRIFFIN is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-28-2013, 01:26 PM   #35359
RossGuy
E46Fanatic
 
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Illinois
Posts: 223
My Ride: FBM
Title made me laugh

http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=973563
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by NFRs2000nyc View Post
Shut up and drink your snow from your plastic cup you hungry homeless homosexual.

Last edited by RossGuy; 02-28-2013 at 01:27 PM.
RossGuy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-28-2013, 02:05 PM   #35360
cowmoo32
drunken science
 
cowmoo32's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Raleigh, NC
Posts: 5,532
My Ride: Trek 1.5
__________________

flickher

What's this about a brownie in motion?
cowmoo32 is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Rate This Thread
Rate This Thread:

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Censor is ON





All times are GMT -5. The time now is 12:48 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
(c) 1999 - 2011 performanceIX Inc - privacy policy - terms of use