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Old 04-05-2013, 10:12 PM   #36761
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Old 04-06-2013, 07:09 AM   #36763
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Old 04-06-2013, 12:47 PM   #36767
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Old 04-06-2013, 01:24 PM   #36768
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Old 04-06-2013, 01:27 PM   #36769
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Old 04-06-2013, 01:42 PM   #36770
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Old 04-06-2013, 01:43 PM   #36771
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srsly, gents, the quality of humor on this page has been superb. proper lol'd several times.

oh, also have a story to share...I was waiting for 15min in the parking lot of a mall today (I'm one of those people that picks a lane and just squats, waiting for someone to leave near me instead of wandering around aimlessly) and finally when someone is pulling out behind me, this young asian american mix girl makes a signal and move as if she's going to park there. I reverse back and give her this look like that dude in that 80s movie that pulls into the screen and shakes his head when the protagonist is checking out this hot girl in high school...can't remember lol.

anyway, so I say very politely, excuse me, I've been waiting here for 15 minutes. and her response was, "yeah, I just saw her leaving so..." and completely ignores my comment. actually, a few minutes earlier, she drove past me as she was snaking through the parking lot and came back to my lane...so she saw me, but maybe not because i admired her hotness when she drove by me the first time and was talking on her iPhone via speakerphone.

so, as I reverse towards the person who's pulling out (the van had to reverse out, blocking the young 'tard, giving me the perfect angle to block entry to the spot) the girl yells at me, "you a**hole" to which I reply, "you b*tch" and then she threatens to call the police and I say, pls do! then she pulls out her phone as if she took a picture of me or video, and I just calmly reverse parked and she drove off in a huff in her Nissan Rogue, hitting a curb pretty hard and likely damaging her front passenger side rim.

lol kids. I wish I asked if I could see her boobs, wasn't thinking fast enough
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oh, also have a story to share...I was waiting for 15min in the parking lot of a mall today

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That's really the extent of your story. You're an adult male that was willing to wait 15 minutes for a parking spot just so you could go to the mall.

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