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Old 04-09-2013, 02:56 PM   #36861
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Old 04-09-2013, 03:19 PM   #36862
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Apparently firefighters in Romania can't tell the difference between steam and flames...



"Someone called the firefighters stating there was smoke coming from that car. After they killed it they confirmed that it was steam, not smoke.
The pissed owner kept asking them to show him a piece of burnt anhthing. It was steam from the engine heater that was programmed to warm up the engine every morning.
"who's goint to pay for my damages???" Firefighters:"not us".
Last guy talking was a firefighter confirming that the whole thing was a "false alarm"."
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Old 04-09-2013, 03:50 PM   #36864
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Old 04-09-2013, 03:58 PM   #36865
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I think it's a play on Angelina adopting kids of different races.
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Old 04-09-2013, 03:59 PM   #36866
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I think it's a play on Angelina adopting kids of different races.
In general, i don't find them funny either.

We understand the joke for this one though...
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Old 04-09-2013, 04:26 PM   #36868
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^it's not funny that we don't teach math like that in the u.s. :|
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http://www.bcsportbikes.com/forum/sh...s-I-don-t-even

Pretty much the best build thread ever..the captions are absolute gold!


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