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Old 05-14-2013, 09:39 AM   #37901
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Old 05-14-2013, 02:08 PM   #37905
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I think that'd be griffin if he were ever sent to prison and not allowed to post p0rn on E46OT.
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If she has already told you it's a no go, talk about it. Let her know that you love her (assuming you do since she's a gf and not a random??) and that it's important to you to have a healthy, adventurous sex life with the woman you love. It's important to be open to fulfilling each other's desires. Then tell her you really want to try it with her, you know of women who have amazingly intense orgasms from anal because it stimulates the g-spot, and assure her that you'll be gentle with her and make it as comfortable as possible for her. Stress that you really think she'll enjoy it, since you know what you're doing.

Personally, even if she said no, I'd still proceed as follows and just hope she goes with the flow once she's in the mood.

Get a couple drinks in her. Not drunk, just enough to get her relaxed and lower her inhibitions a bit.

Have lube. Silicone is best. Eros Bodyglide is perfect.

Get her in the mood--build the anticipation, tease the fuk out of her to the point that she's begging you to give it to her, then go down on her. At some point, move your tongue down south and lick her butthole. Head back to the clit and try to work her g-spot with a finger and while you keep licking/sucking her clit. As you're doing this, you use a lubed up finger to to draw little circles around her butthole, then slip your finger in up to the knuckle. Work it in and finger fuk her ass for a bit to loosen her up. Ideally, she'll be playing with her tits while you're doing this. Whether you get her off before fvcking her ass is up to you. You know her better than we do--is she a one trick pony or will she keep going and have multiple orgasms in one night? Don't ruin her if she won't keep going.

From here, get her into position for anal--either cowgirl with her sitting on your dick so she can control the speed/depth, or doggy. If cowgirl, it might actually help to have you laying on an ottoman or slouching off a couch so she can straddle you with her feet on the floor. Your call. Doggy is probably easier though.

Before you stick your dick in her ass, play with her clit again while in the position. Or have her play with it. Slide your cock inside her a couple times, then pull out and tease ger again. Make her beg for it. Then lube up a finger and again trace a few little circles around her butthole before slipping your finger inside. As soon as she relaxes, take it out and slide the lubed up head of your dick in. While doing this, make damn sure someone is playing with her clit. If she'll go for it, use a relatively thin dildo in her vag at the same time. Srs. Hnnnngh.

As you push yourself deeper into dat anus, reach around and cup her breasts. Stimulate her nipples a bit--however she typically likes it done. Tell her how fkn sexy she is and how much you love her ass. Keep as much going on simultaneously as you possibly can--dildo in vag (doesn't have to move, just having her pussy filled up while you're stuffing her ass = so much more g-spot stimulation, hnnnnngh,) one of you playing with her clit, one of you playing with her tits, and you slowly fuking her ass. Keep it slow and gentle at first and gradually build up. Until she's super into it, don't go ramming her pooper full force; that'd be a great way to ensure this is the only time you ever get to fuk her ass. If you're able to keep it all going, the clit stimulation being the most important, you should have her cumming harder than she ever has pretty quickly. Bust all kinds of nuts up in dat ass, brah.
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Old 05-14-2013, 06:03 PM   #37917
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Old 05-14-2013, 06:41 PM   #37918
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Keep as much going on simultaneously as you possibly can--dildo in vag (doesn't have to move, just having her pussy filled up while you're stuffing her ass = so much more g-spot stimulation.
Me and my girl are a huge fan of that. Extra points if it's a vibrator. Feels so f*ucking good on your cawk.
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Old 05-14-2013, 07:00 PM   #37920
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If she has already told you it's a no go, talk about it. Let her know that you love her (assuming you do since she's a gf and not a random??) and that it's important to you to have a healthy, adventurous sex life with the woman you love. It's important to be open to fulfilling each other's desires. Then tell her you really want to try it with her, you know of women who have amazingly intense orgasms from anal because it stimulates the g-spot, and assure her that you'll be gentle with her and make it as comfortable as possible for her. Stress that you really think she'll enjoy it, since you know what you're doing.

Personally, even if she said no, I'd still proceed as follows and just hope she goes with the flow once she's in the mood.

Get a couple drinks in her. Not drunk, just enough to get her relaxed and lower her inhibitions a bit.

Have lube. Silicone is best. Eros Bodyglide is perfect.

Get her in the mood--build the anticipation, tease the fuk out of her to the point that she's begging you to give it to her, then go down on her. At some point, move your tongue down south and lick her butthole. Head back to the clit and try to work her g-spot with a finger and while you keep licking/sucking her clit. As you're doing this, you use a lubed up finger to to draw little circles around her butthole, then slip your finger in up to the knuckle. Work it in and finger fuk her ass for a bit to loosen her up. Ideally, she'll be playing with her tits while you're doing this. Whether you get her off before fvcking her ass is up to you. You know her better than we do--is she a one trick pony or will she keep going and have multiple orgasms in one night? Don't ruin her if she won't keep going.

From here, get her into position for anal--either cowgirl with her sitting on your dick so she can control the speed/depth, or doggy. If cowgirl, it might actually help to have you laying on an ottoman or slouching off a couch so she can straddle you with her feet on the floor. Your call. Doggy is probably easier though.

Before you stick your dick in her ass, play with her clit again while in the position. Or have her play with it. Slide your cock inside her a couple times, then pull out and tease ger again. Make her beg for it. Then lube up a finger and again trace a few little circles around her butthole before slipping your finger inside. As soon as she relaxes, take it out and slide the lubed up head of your dick in. While doing this, make damn sure someone is playing with her clit. If she'll go for it, use a relatively thin dildo in her vag at the same time. Srs. Hnnnngh.

As you push yourself deeper into dat anus, reach around and cup her breasts. Stimulate her nipples a bit--however she typically likes it done. Tell her how fkn sexy she is and how much you love her ass. Keep as much going on simultaneously as you possibly can--dildo in vag (doesn't have to move, just having her pussy filled up while you're stuffing her ass = so much more g-spot stimulation, hnnnnngh,) one of you playing with her clit, one of you playing with her tits, and you slowly fuking her ass. Keep it slow and gentle at first and gradually build up. Until she's super into it, don't go ramming her pooper full force; that'd be a great way to ensure this is the only time you ever get to fuk her ass. If you're able to keep it all going, the clit stimulation being the most important, you should have her cumming harder than she ever has pretty quickly. Bust all kinds of nuts up in dat ass, brah.
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