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Old 02-28-2011, 07:58 PM   #9161
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repost of a repost of a repost.....you get the idea!
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Old 02-28-2011, 08:08 PM   #9162
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Old 02-28-2011, 08:41 PM   #9163
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Old 02-28-2011, 08:43 PM   #9164
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so much for online help. shortly after this, they rejoined then terminated the conversation. i guess they couldn't answer the question!

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Old 02-28-2011, 10:29 PM   #9165
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so much for online help. shortly after this, they rejoined then terminated the conversation. i guess they couldn't answer the question!

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i had a pretty funny run in with the Verizon Wireless chat service.

We got my sister a cell phone on a Wednesday, and the manager guaranteed free activation, yada yada. Well, we got charged for activation, and I was chatting with the online rep to get it taken off, and I was told, word for word, "I'm sorry, but we don't do free activation on Wednesdays."

I lol'd then I supervised and shat upon.
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Old 02-28-2011, 10:48 PM   #9166
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Had one HP service person respond to my ultimate question "how should I know" then he told me that any delay in response could lead to lose in our connection.... then he ended the chat
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Old 02-28-2011, 11:15 PM   #9167
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OMG I can't stop laughing....
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Old 02-28-2011, 11:49 PM   #9168
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Old 02-28-2011, 11:50 PM   #9169
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Old 03-01-2011, 01:34 AM   #9170
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Old 03-01-2011, 01:36 AM   #9171
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Old 03-01-2011, 06:49 AM   #9172
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Old 03-01-2011, 07:33 AM   #9173
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Old 03-01-2011, 09:45 AM   #9174
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Old 03-01-2011, 09:53 AM   #9175
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that cant be real.....

when she talks in the beginning her tongue and facial movement looks too real? or are they really getting that good?
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Old 03-01-2011, 10:00 AM   #9176
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Bwhahahahahahahaha!!!!!! Ive never seen that one, lol.
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that cant be real.....

when she talks in the beginning her tongue and facial movement looks too real? or are they really getting that good?
you are joking right? or playing dumb?
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Old 03-01-2011, 10:08 AM   #9178
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that cant be real.....

when she talks in the beginning her tongue and facial movement looks too real? or are they really getting that good?
Are you saying it's a woman masquerading as a robot pretending to be a woman?

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http://walyou.com/lisa-the-perfect-w...-real-or-fake/

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