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Old 03-03-2010, 07:54 AM   #1081
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Old 03-03-2010, 08:46 AM   #1082
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Lady ran over a mattress on the highway and decided not to worry about it and kept driving. After awhile, the car was making a bunch of noise, but she kept going. Finally, the car wouldn't go anymore so she finally pulled over to discover the wires of the mattress had wrapped around her drive shaft and punctured her fuel tank, causing the car to run out of gas. (yes, she was a blonde)





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