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Old 05-16-2011, 03:39 PM   #11821
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Old 05-16-2011, 04:08 PM   #11822
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I always thought about this when girls said "you didn't wash your hands after the bathroom" but they'll never ask you to wash your dick before they shove it in their mouths.
Urine is the most sanitary thing we produce.
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Old 05-16-2011, 04:32 PM   #11823
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Old 05-16-2011, 04:32 PM   #11824
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Old 05-16-2011, 04:42 PM   #11825
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http://biomedx.com/urine/

but seriously.. what does urine have to do with fellatio? i don't pee in a chick's mouth, only in her butt..
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Old 05-16-2011, 05:36 PM   #11827
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Old 05-16-2011, 05:40 PM   #11828
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Old 05-16-2011, 05:43 PM   #11829
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Old 05-17-2011, 09:20 AM   #11833
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Old 05-17-2011, 11:49 AM   #11836
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just posted this as my facebook profile pic. j/k, but it would be funny if i did.
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Old 05-17-2011, 01:36 PM   #11839
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just posted this as my facebook profile pic. j/k, but it would be funny if i did.
I also posted it a few posts before you.
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