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Old 06-10-2011, 11:27 AM   #12821
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Old 06-10-2011, 12:19 PM   #12822
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Old 06-10-2011, 12:34 PM   #12823
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This is so true with women in general... I almost sent this to wifey.
But I don't want to look like the foreveralone guy.
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Old 06-10-2011, 12:38 PM   #12824
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Old 06-10-2011, 01:11 PM   #12825
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Going out with some chick knowing that you gone get some



Then the chick tells you she aint wearing any underwear:



You get the booty:



Then she offers to go down on you and your reaction is:



Take her home:



Then you beat it up:



Then you finish and tell that $@@ she gotta leave:

first time F2b has made me LOL hard. chris brown is a G!

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OMFG so true. fuucking annoying!!!
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Old 06-10-2011, 01:27 PM   #12826
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^ That argument is so typical and nutty you KNOW it has to be real.
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Old 06-10-2011, 01:40 PM   #12827
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Old 06-10-2011, 01:43 PM   #12828
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^ That argument is so typical and nutty you KNOW it has to be real.
No kidding

women do that crap to me and I just walk away or say something like "Oh this is a real constructive conversation were having"
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Old 06-10-2011, 02:58 PM   #12829
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Old 06-10-2011, 03:05 PM   #12830
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lol damn that story had me going too
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Old 06-10-2011, 03:07 PM   #12832
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Got me so Good.
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Old 06-10-2011, 03:12 PM   #12833
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The bad thing for me is that when I see a long story like this I immediately prepare myself for The Prince. I don't believe anything these days.
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Old 06-10-2011, 03:21 PM   #12834
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The bad thing for me is that when I see a long story like this I immediately prepare myself for The Prince. I don't believe anything these days.
It began with some dude in the gym at 2:45am.... thats when i lost interest immediately
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hahaha great story!
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Old 06-10-2011, 03:24 PM   #12836
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goddamn it GRIFFIN!! got me good. that sh1t was mad funny
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Old 06-10-2011, 03:54 PM   #12839
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I just scrolled through and read that entire story on my phone

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