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Old 07-05-2011, 03:30 AM   #13901
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Old 07-05-2011, 03:56 AM   #13902
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To be honest, I've done a lot of fuccked up shiit to my parents.

I've pretended to overdose on fake cocaine, to be found by my mom as she came in the door.
I've pretended to bring a boy home to introduce him as my boyfriend.
I've pretended to crash my mom's 650.
I've pretended to be arrested.
I've pretended to be expelled. (Tricky, had to get the principal in on it.)
I've pretended to shave my head.
I've pretended to tattoo my face.
I've pretended that my girlfriend is pregnant.
I've pretended that I proposed.

EDIT: I pretended to miss my graduation, while my entire family waited excitedly for my arrival.

But never, ever, has my mom reacted in such a cuunty way.

Fucck this biitch.

Jesus.

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Old 07-05-2011, 08:45 AM   #13903
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Where can I go to turn my own 4 second video into a gif?
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Old 07-05-2011, 09:19 AM   #13904
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To be honest, I've done a lot of fuccked up shiit to my parents.

I've pretended to overdose on fake cocaine, to be found by my mom as she came in the door.
I've pretended to bring a boy home to introduce him as my boyfriend.
I've pretended to crash my mom's 650.
I've pretended to be arrested.
I've pretended to be expelled. (Tricky, had to get the principal in on it.)
I've pretended to shave my head.
I've pretended to tattoo my face.
I've pretended that my girlfriend is pregnant.
I've pretended that I proposed.

EDIT: I pretended to miss my graduation, while my entire family waited excitedly for my arrival.

But never, ever, has my mom reacted in such a cuunty way.

Fucck this biitch.

Jesus.
Hahah, really?
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Old 07-05-2011, 09:24 AM   #13905
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Interesting I thought I was the only one who pulled the fake cocain thing.... great minds think alike i guess.
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Old 07-05-2011, 09:54 AM   #13906
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Old 07-05-2011, 11:15 AM   #13907
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To be honest, I've done a lot of fuccked up shiit to my parents.

I've pretended to overdose on fake cocaine, to be found by my mom as she came in the door.
I've pretended to bring a boy home to introduce him as my boyfriend.
I've pretended to crash my mom's 650.
I've pretended to be arrested.
I've pretended to be expelled. (Tricky, had to get the principal in on it.)
I've pretended to shave my head.
I've pretended to tattoo my face.
I've pretended that my girlfriend is pregnant.
I've pretended that I proposed.

EDIT: I pretended to miss my graduation, while my entire family waited excitedly for my arrival.

But never, ever, has my mom reacted in such a cuunty way.

Fucck this biitch.

Jesus.
Because none of that is nearly as funny or outrageous as this drink thing.
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Old 07-05-2011, 12:31 PM   #13908
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Old 07-05-2011, 12:35 PM   #13909
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Old 07-05-2011, 01:11 PM   #13910
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Old 07-05-2011, 03:42 PM   #13911
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Old 07-05-2011, 03:47 PM   #13912
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Old 07-05-2011, 03:48 PM   #13913
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Old 07-05-2011, 04:19 PM   #13914
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Old 07-05-2011, 04:20 PM   #13915
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Old 07-05-2011, 04:27 PM   #13916
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Old 07-05-2011, 05:24 PM   #13917
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Old 07-05-2011, 05:41 PM   #13918
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Old 07-05-2011, 06:06 PM   #13919
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