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Old 02-12-2016, 12:04 PM   #1
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Me in NYC--Caroline's March 30

I'm pretty excited about this and I don't get too excited most of the time.

Please PM me that you can and will come. I have free tickets for you...2-item minimum.

Carolines, B'way between 49th and 50th. Time is listed as 9:30, but it might change to 7:30 p.m.

But, it's a wonderful show I'm on, with Pat Dixon, called "Desperation." It's perfect for so many of you! Caroline's is a classy venue; one of the top three clubs in NYC. Seriously.

Also, I'm at Broadway on March 5 and 19th and really would appreciate your coming to any or all...tickets are on me...just PM me.

NJ folks--in Montclair on Sun., March 6.

More dates on Facebook.

Anyway, especially for those who've been asking when I'm coming to NYC...please help make my life easier by just committing and delivering now...plan ahead...like I'm a date with a hot chick you've been lusting for sort of thing.

Anyone?
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Anyone?
Well...that would depend on if you are coming home with me after the show.
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Old 02-12-2016, 01:52 PM   #3
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Well...that would depend on if you are coming home with me after the show.
Bacon with no cats? Is that, like, the whole deal?
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DAM I read the title as NC Carolina. I was like huh what?
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DAM I read the title as NC Carolina. I was like huh what?
Darn close, though!

March 5, 19, and 30.

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...also, anyone in the city...tonight come to the Comic Strip 5:30 p.m. (2nd Ave. bet 81 & 82). $14 includes a drink...and admission to the show following. A lot of comedy for next to nothing!
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Old 03-04-2016, 01:05 PM   #7
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Darn close, though!

March 5, 19, and 30.

Thanks for the PMs guys!
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Let me to towards the top of the heap in NYC before I start my world tour. I actually have a show in England in July scheduled, though. Go figure!

Tonight, folks...come on out. Support live comedy and whatever it is I'm doing!

Broadway Comedy Club...tonight, March 5, 5:30 p.m. 318 W53rd between 8th & 9th Aves. Who's with me?
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Good luck, dude. It's good to see you working so regularly.
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Good luck, dude. It's good to see you working so regularly.
Thank you...and thank you for not banning me!

Now, if I can only guilt some locals into finally coming out and supporting me after all the hours I've given them, helping them f up their cars even more...

I'll be in Yonkers at the Heritage Bar on McLean, March 18... comics go on after music around 9 p.m. Anyone?

Seriously, though, were it not for this place, I'd never have kept going. Early on, it was so many just watching my vids that made me think I should persist.

Got booked at the Comic Strip again early April.

Oh, and it seems I'll be on a radio show doing 'auto talk' soon...at least an hour...so Fanatics, I'll really be able to help you live soon...and I'd really appreciate your calling in to not only get help, but be a part of the show.

Maybe some of you could do regular car segments? Hmmmm?
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BTW, folks, if any of you want free tickets to Dangerfield's tomorrow night (1st Ave at 61st) in NYC... it's just a 2-drink minimum if you tell them I sent you! Not a bad deal. I am not on the show...but still. BTW, I hope to soon be on one of their shows. A 'showcase' from which they select which new comics they want to add to their roster. When I do that show, I will fn do anything for anyone who comes out to support, up to and including replacing your power steering reservoir cap gasket...on the spot and totally free! Hold me to it! Dates TBD.

Anyway, just for fun...free tickets to a pro show at Dangerfield's with serious comedians. Just 2 drink min. Tuesday at 8:30 See anyone there?
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What does that mean? 2 item minimum? Do I have to show up with 2 food items for the potluck?
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What does that mean? 2 item minimum? Do I have to show up with 2 food items for the potluck?
Around here, clubs 'require' that you purchase two items or two drinks (which don't include food items) on top of your admission fee. Tough times, big city, large rent...they do what they have to do.

But, I'm sure if you attended with two casseroles they'd let you in!
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Thanks Dmax. Holler when you are in Dallas TX and I will be there.

2 item minimum- you got a free idea to roll in to your comedy now
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you're working way to hard bro, your f8kin car is suffering, poor bastard.
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Thanks Dmax. Holler when you are in Dallas TX and I will be there.

2 item minimum- you got a free idea to roll in to your comedy now
I do...thank you...and I will!

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you're working way to hard bro, your f8kin car is suffering, poor bastard.
It has suffered. It blew it's ET on the way out of the city just on the other side of the GWB. Got pulled over in 1/2 mile with temp halfway to red...got towed...three days later I'm all good...so it's forgiven me! Gave it new cooling hose 0-rings, WP, therm, pulleys, including the WP and PS pump pulley (they'd lasted fine to 310,000 miles!). Next up, new fluids! It got all new coils and plugs recently too...still runs wonderfully. Nice to have a car supporting my fantasy...almost makes it seem real!

BTW, YONKERS Fanatics...I'll be there this Friday.

Fri, March 18, 9 p.m. Heritage Bar, 960 McLean Av., Yonkers, NY 914-512-7265
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Anyone free tonight or tomorrow in or around NYC? Come and surprise me!

Tonight...9 p.m., Heritage Bar, 960 McLean Ave., Yonkers

Sat, March 19, 6 p.m., Broadway Comedy Club, 53rd bet. 8 & 9th Aves.
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Thank you so much all who wrote and said they'd come to see me March 30 at Carolines...really appreciate it.

Now...if some of you happen to be free tonight, I'd appreciate the support even more! Broadway Comedy Club, 6 p.m., 53rd bet 8 & 9th Aves.

The tickets are on me! Should be a great show...coz, ya know...I'm on it! Come and represent fanatics!

Also...seems like I'll soon have a full radio show just about cars...so will be a great opportunity to actually help people with their cars...more than the 10-min. segments I'd had in the past. Stay tuned for that...and some of you, perhaps, can be a regular call-in feature. PM me if interested in that!
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...and another date coming up...

Sat., April 2, 6 p.m. at Greenwich Village Comedy Club--99 MacDougal St., NYC

I'll be hosting this show...which if you didn't know is considered the next step up in comedy. I prefer doing 'just' standup, but hosting/emceeing is fun too, as I not only 'get to' but 'need to' talk with the audience.

If you attend, I'll talk to you!

Please support live comedy and whatever it is I'm doing! Anyone?

Also...my offer to treat you to admission for my show this Wed. at Caroline's is still good. PM me!

Thanks folks...really appreciate all the support you've given me so far!
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