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Old 05-15-2010, 11:35 AM   #201
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MICHAEL: I'm prison mike! do you know why they call me prison mike?
ANGELA: do you really expect us to...
MICHAEL: do you really expect me to not push you up against the wall, bi-atch?
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Old 05-15-2010, 01:44 PM   #202
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Old 05-15-2010, 01:53 PM   #203
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MICHAEL: I'm prison mike! do you know why they call me prison mike?
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MICHAEL: do you really expect me to not push you up against the wall, bi-atch?
that reminds me of one of my favorite jokes.

kevin (to oscar): oh, you don't know about prison? you'd looove prison


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Old 05-27-2010, 10:57 AM   #204
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Dwight: You know there's a ghost in this office?

Erin: Really?

Dwight: A woman was murdered on this very floor in 1816 - Haddie McGonigal - she was a prostitute.

Erin: Why was she in this building?

Dwight: Well, this whole place used to be a brothel. There was a tavern on the ground floor.






wonder when the season finale will be
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Old 05-27-2010, 11:14 AM   #205
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honestly... said it once and i'll say it again... we need more toby and DEFINITELY more creed... the scenes where either toby gets blasted or creed says the most astronomical things are the best parts of that entire show

office prepares for michael to be depressed
toby walks in "hey guys..."

everyone "NO..... NOPE, NO GO AWAY, GO BACK, NOPE, NO, NO WAY, LEAVE TOBY"

omfg i died
I love Creed.

Creed: "We had a funeral for a Bird"

*Oscar and Jim look at each other*

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Old 05-27-2010, 11:45 AM   #206
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is it on tonight? or is the season over?
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Old 05-27-2010, 12:01 PM   #207
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is it on tonight? or is the season over?
I believe a new episode, "The Lover", is on tonight
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Old 05-27-2010, 12:51 PM   #208
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I believe a new episode, "The Lover", is on tonight
That was episode 7 of this season. According to Wikipedia, the season is over.

"and if I had a gun with 2 bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby , I would shoot Toby twice."

That's one of my all time favorite quotes.
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dwight: When my mother was pregnant with me they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins, when they did another ultrasound a few weeks later they discovered that I had resorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this... no. I believe his tissue has made me stronger, I now have the strength of a grown man AND a little baby

dwight: I have no vampire experience, but I have hunted werewolves. I shot one once, but by the time I got there, it had turned back into my neighbor's dog.

dwight: I never smile if I can help it. Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.
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Old 05-27-2010, 04:27 PM   #211
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Old 05-27-2010, 04:52 PM   #212
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I love Creed.

Creed: "We had a funeral for a Bird"

*Oscar and Jim look at each other*

Jim: "Yea pretty sure none of that was real"

Creed: "You're not real, man"
dude more creed is needed in EVERY episode... he said the creepiest most random things, i LOVE it

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is it on tonight? or is the season over?
you would think that nbc.com/the_office would have an EASY way to nagivate a list of the episodes, that way you can tell when there is a new episode or at least when the fvcking season is over

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dwight: When my mother was pregnant with me they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins, when they did another ultrasound a few weeks later they discovered that I had resorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this... no. I believe his tissue has made me stronger, I now have the strength of a grown man AND a little baby

dwight: I have no vampire experience, but I have hunted werewolves. I shot one once, but by the time I got there, it had turned back into my neighbor's dog.

dwight: I never smile if I can help it. Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.
"do i regret this, no.... "

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seasons over
wtf

last weeks was the finale? weeeeeeeak
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**** was it really the season finale?
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yea i gotta say the cliffhanger at the end of this season was pretty weak. apparently holly's gonna come back. i didnt really like her anyways. she was a second, annoying version of michael scott
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Old 05-27-2010, 05:05 PM   #215
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i think so.. at least according to wiki

The Office Season 6
Original run September 17, 2009 - May 20, 2010
No. of episodes 26
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weak season finale......thought it was just another episode
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wasn't even an hour, didn't even say "season finale"

wtf


**** this mother****ing **** ass bullshit twat ****ing **** **** **** ****

i'm going to buy all the ****ing twat seasons now

****ing **** **** **** **** ****
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sometimes the webpage times out, but for the most part, it works well

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sometimes the webpage times out, but for the most part, it works well

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Sick! Good find!
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