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Old 07-09-2012, 12:06 AM   #269281
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One does not simply whip out tentacle pron to an average person...
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well that is just obvious
You mean "not even subtle"?
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Old 07-09-2012, 12:07 AM   #269284
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Well, a gf that paid for dinner, wasn't crazy, and was self-sufficient/wasn't clingy I'd be ok with. But like I'm ever going to meet a girl like that! *yao meme*
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Hmm..that requires precision and effort, both of which I have but they're stashed far in the depths of my closet.
Next to the dead male hookers.
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You mean "not even subtle"?
More like "dem cheeks have some stubble."
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Well, a gf that paid for dinner, wasn't crazy, and was self-sufficient/wasn't clingy I'd be ok with. But like I'm ever going to meet a girl like that! *yao meme*
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What's the first?
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More like "dem cheeks have some stubble."
Oh, I forgot. Miles is hairy. And, according to numerous reports, fat.
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Old 07-09-2012, 12:11 AM   #269292
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The question is, which will come first?
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1. Restomod 190E
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If only it was in dem cheeks
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