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Old 12-20-2012, 02:00 AM   #288421
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lol a lifetime of being halal, only to be completely ruined by 1 comment

Kalim won't need his vests where he's going
Nope, he won't need a vest there.

*high five* for bringing Kalim to hell with so he can fix our perpetually broken german cars in hell.
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Old 12-20-2012, 02:03 AM   #288422
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If Azn Kyle snapped, that's probably how it would go down.
I'd like to think he'd be nice to me since I offered tonkatsu to him.
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Old 12-20-2012, 02:03 AM   #288423
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Nope, he won't need a vest there.

*high five* for bringing Kalim to hell with so he can fix our perpetually broken german cars in hell.
Everything is falling into place so well.
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Old 12-20-2012, 02:04 AM   #288424
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I love how Kalim was so relieved someone shared his love for cheese pizza.
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Old 12-20-2012, 02:06 AM   #288425
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I wonder what your lovechild would look like...
Very brown, straight black hair, large, and would make 200,000 posts of haram material on multiple forums and not even get a warning.

Wait, that actually sounds kinda scary.
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Old 12-20-2012, 02:09 AM   #288426
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There was something about that sentence that was a little too truthful and scary.
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could be, i doubt it. she seems to get random **** like that a lot, and is grossed out every time. she seems to get a lot of dudes texting her pics of themselves as well..
Move on. Keep her as a female wingman.
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Old 12-20-2012, 02:10 AM   #288428
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Old 12-20-2012, 02:10 AM   #288429
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He'd kill you last. Maybe.
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never had lumpia
It's Filipino for extremely delicious Taquitos
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Very brown, straight black hair, large, and would make 200,000 posts of haram material on multiple forums and not even get a warning.

Wait, that actually sounds kinda scary.
And the Ultimate Troll was born!
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Things that made it fake:
The west coast of the United States still exists.
Fixed
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Old 12-20-2012, 02:13 AM   #288434
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Kalim, teach me Japanese so I can stop reading subtitles.
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Kalim, teach me Japanese so I can stop reading subtitles.
So you downloaded some kitty porn...
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To me, this is more believable than North Korea figuring out how to launch a nuke that doesn't land in North Korea.

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I don't need to speak Japanese to know that "Nyan" means "Give it to me" in cat.
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Old 12-20-2012, 02:18 AM   #288438
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I don't need to speak Japanese to know that "Nyan" means "Give it to me" in cat.
in that case

nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan
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Fixed
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There was something about that sentence that was a little too truthful and scary.
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