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Old 01-25-2013, 07:53 PM   #298301
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Where did you meet girls?

My goal is just to work on looks, confidence, being more outgoing, and just talking to and meeting more people.
That's a plan for sure... but...

You need to go to bars and nightclubs and get drunk, or not get drunk and just always hold a drink and meet women who are. Drive your dad's Porsche there and park it in front, make a scene of arriving and having it valeted. Seem glib and shallow and somewhat callous, shamelessly egotistical. Get a tan. Buy designer t-shirts and undergarments. Wear a flashy watch. Be prepared to throw away money.

This is going to sound fruity as hell Miles, but I bet if you went out and started drinking more, and didn't get all feel/nerdy on chicks, tried to act more ambivalent and cocky, you'd have no problems getting laid frequently, because you've got a certain unique look. Make some other good looking superficial douchebag type friends (ideally caucasians with single or dual syllable names or nicknames, frat boys who work at financial services firms) and go hang in the Marina and act like you party like a rock star and don't give a fook, and you'd start nailing pelts to the wall. Bring Rahmin and tell everyone he's an internationally recognized DJ. Definitely bring the Porsche. Tell people you were an Olympic cyclist. Cast aside all veil of having morals, they'll only slow you down in life anyways. Buy an overpriced bottle of cologne but only use a little, and you'll need more shoes. Definitely more shoes, and some overpriced jeans, skinny but not too skinny. I recommend Jean Paul Gauthier. Girls will literally touch your ass of their own accord. Acquire some vaguely shiny shirts, black and white are fine.

Do not act like an overly intelligent super rational hyper practical humanoid robot designer and do not be a nice guy (aka, don't be yourself, act like an asshole, sluts love assholes). And don'rt ever mention robots or video games... ever. They are pussy kryptonite, understand?

Become a soulless heartless cruelly punishing and singularly focused panty hunting machine and you'll be drowning in poon and randomly high-fiving bartenders, you can do this, I'm sure of it... I'd be willing to help play wing man but then you'd be the dude with that old guy, unless you'd prefer to start nailing older women (who are desperate horny and have also thrown away all their morals, trust me). You can also be a nice guy and a straight killer after 35... well not that nice. But smarter. Cougars are fun. Cougars also pay and let you drive their cars they bought with their alimony money. The only danger is they often have kids. You need to assure c-section delivery then before proceeding. Reasoning should be obvious.

Kyle's going to need a little more, ahem, cultivation shall we say...

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She can watch her girly **** if I can watch my nerdy/manly ****.
No. That's not going to work. I'm sorry. Not even if you tricked her into thinking you were a pimp, married her and then unleashed the nerd.Working on cars is OK. Nerd stuff will result in her ****ing a superficial dbag with an Audi.
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Agreed. Miles isn't ugly, and needs to get laid more. Having said that, only Kalim can turn me, and Frank can turn me back.

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I don't get laid much but I still get into a lot of weird and emotional situations.
This is acceptable as an analog to sex? No, drop the emotional stuff Milesy, that's for when you hate your marriage and you need Viagra and it's time for a mid-life crisis. You're young, focus on the nailing beaver part. You've got the rest of your life to have feelings. I'm not saying become a real horrible hurtful troglodyte like Tucker Max, but at least act like you don't care until you have them naked in bed post coitus, then you can let Mr. Nice Guy come back out, OK?
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This star smog test is some pure bullshit.

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star smog test?
That's what the registration said. Apparently this new star system is was implemented starting this year.

Apparently its a stricter test. Not sure if it's a blanket on certain makes of popular tuner cars like bmw's or just some bs way the state is fleecing us to get money to fix this sinking ship called california.

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From what I know, STAR just means its being monitored strictly by BAR. That just means they will be textbook Smog test. It shouldn't be harder, just harder to have them turn their blind eye. IF you are solid, then it doesnt matter.
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This is going to sound fruity as hell Miles, but I bet if you went out and started drinking more, and didn't get all feel/nerdy on chicks, tried to act more ambivalent and cocky, you'd have no problems getting laid frequently, because you've got a certain unique look. Make some other good looking superficial douchebag type friends (ideally caucasians with single or dual syllable names or nicknames, frat boys who work at financial services firms) and go hang in the Marina and act like you party like a rock star and don't give a fook, and you'd start nailing pelts to the wall. Bring Rahmin and tell everyone he's an internationally recognized DJ. Definitely bring the Porsche. Tell people you were an Olympic cyclist. Cast aside all veil of having morals, they'll only slow you down in life anyways. Buy an overpriced bottle of cologne but only use a little, and you'll need more shoes. Definitely more shoes, and some overpriced jeans, skinny but not too skinny. I recommend Jean Paul Gauthier. Girls will literally touch your ass of their own accord. Acquire some vaguely shiny shirts, black and white are fine.

Do not act like an overly intelligent super rational hyper practical humanoid robot designer and do not be a nice guy (aka, don't be yourself, act like an asshole, sluts love assholes). And don'rt ever mention robots or video games... ever. They are pussy kryptonite, understand?

Become a soulless heartless cruelly punishing and singularly focused panty hunting machine and you'll be drowning in poon and randomly high-fiving bartenders, you can do this, I'm sure of it... I'd be willing to help play wing man but then you'd be the dude with that old guy, unless you'd prefer to start nailing older women (who are desperate horny and have also thrown away all their morals, trust me). You can also be a nice guy and a straight killer after 35... well not that nice. But smarter. Cougars are fun. Cougars also pay and let you drive their cars they bought with their alimony money. The only danger is they often have kids. You need to assure c-section delivery then before proceeding. Reasoning should be obvious.

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