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Old 04-29-2011, 12:12 PM   #146581
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Old 04-29-2011, 12:13 PM   #146582
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And I can't believe you're spreading the whole "cupcake" business into SGC.
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Old 04-29-2011, 12:15 PM   #146583
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Yes. I sliced my left index finger with one of those sliding slicer things with like 20 blades on it. One of them went clean through the tip. Felt weird, but I was kinda amazed at how clean the cut was.
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Stanced Cupcake Panda.
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LOL hahaha it's one of those things you always tell people but forget to do it yourself from time to time. At least it was my left thumb, I don't really use it.
One of my close friends has a theory, "If you can duct tape it back together, you're fine"
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Yes. I sliced my left index finger with one of those sliding slicer things with like 20 blades on it. One of them went clean through the tip. Felt weird, but I was kinda amazed at how clean the cut was.
Sliding slicer? Like a mandoline? I've sliced my hand through a mandoline before, I didn't even feel it sting until like 5 minutes later.
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albeee, i have to ask bud, do you look like a panda?
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albeee, i have to ask bud, do you look like a panda?
Not in the literal sense, no. If you're picturing someone warm and fuzzy and cheerful, you'll be very disappointed. Apparently I'm very likable from ten feet away but full of hate and pent-up rage.
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I wasn't really picturing anything, I just don't know why you would be a panda unless you are very very large, have sex rarely, and eat tons of bamboo.

The species "albeee" is an angry one. good to note.
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Sliding slicer? Like a mandoline? I've sliced my hand through a mandoline before, I didn't even feel it sting until like 5 minutes later.
Yes, there we go. Couldn't remember the name for the life of me.



Finger went through one of the little pointy blades that stuck up.
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I wasn't really picturing anything, I just don't know why you would be a panda unless you are very very large, have sex rarely, and eat tons of bamboo.

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OMG that made me laugh so hard!

3 things:

-I'm certainly not skinny, but I wouldn't call myself very, very large.

-I have sex at a decent frequency. Not as much as I'd like, but it's enough to keep me going.

-Tried bamboo shoots when I was a kid, never liked it since.
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OMG that made me laugh so hard!

3 things:

-I'm certainly not skinny, but I wouldn't call myself very, very large.

-I have sex at a decent frequency. Not as much as I'd like, but it's enough to keep me going.

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Damn cant see pics at work. Will look later. I will remember that on the albeee sighting safari, pics should be taken from a safe distance.
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I wasn't really picturing anything, I just don't know why you would be a panda unless you are very very large, have sex rarely, and eat tons of bamboo.

The species "albeee" is an angry one. good to note.
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LOL that picture was taken up close...I was in a happy mood, though.
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I should have taken a picture of you at the last meet when you were trying to eat......... it would have told a completely different story
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