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Originally Posted by XKxRome0ox

Speak you mutes

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going swimming
this time in a real pool with deep end and long enough to do some laps

Ed going off the deep end? Never saw that coming.

Originally Posted by XKxRome0ox

going swimming
this time in a real pool with deep end and long enough to do some laps

i thought of something completely different when I first read you were going to the swimming pool

Originally Posted by cd330

i thought of something completely different when I first read you were going to the swimming pool

What?


Man I suck at swimming
I had a real difficult time trying to swim freestyle
Shoulders were actually getting a real workout ... think I am doing it wrong

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Got a good story for y'all today. After I put the little one to sleep ill get on the lappy and type it

Ok here we go...

SO, I'm working overtime today, pull over this chick for not wearing her seatbelt. So i pull her over, talk to her a bit and I immediately sense that this is going to be one of those "really good" stops where they violator is really cool. So she can't find her registration but tells me to follow her home, since she "just lives in Burbank." I said I'm good, but if you have your insurance, I can probably pull your VIN from there. Doesn't have that either, again tells me to just follow her home so she can "run in and get it." I again say that's fine, and I "sell her" the ticket by telling her I'd only tag her for no seatbelt. Mind you, she has no plates so I write down her VIN and go to the patrol vehicle.

So, before walking back, I ask if I need to know anything about her license. She says no, its goood. I run her, she's suspended AND she has a warrant. So I call the court, confirm the warrant and ask if they want me to book her. They say no, just cite and release. Ok, that's fine so I do. I walk back to her and tell her that its going to take a while since I have to write both the ticket and the warrant. I tell her I'm not going to book her but she has to promise to just go home. She thanks me and says "OMG thank you, is there anything i can do for you? I said no I'm good, I'll be back.

I run her VIN, her car registration is expired by 6 months! I go back, tell her what I wrote her for, explained the warrant to her and again, she asks if there is anything she can do for me? ANYTHING? NOw mind you, I'm REALLY slow when it comes to being hit on. So I still wasn't registering it. So at this point, I have to piss like a racehorse so i'm kinda dancing around and since she was being cool, and I wasn't catching on to being hit on, the following exchange occurs:
Me: "I have to go to the bathroom. But no, before you ask, you can't help me there. TMI I know"
Her: "oh....well you can pee in my mouth if you want.....actually, that would be really hot."
Me: ".......NO, that's ok. I'd like to keep my job."
Her: " are you sure."
Me: "Ya, I'm good. I gotta go, here's your copy"

WTF???

Discuss...

Cliffs:
-Pulled a chick over for no seatbelt
-She has a warrant, but I tell her I'm not taking her in (the court didn't want me to)
-She was super cool, so I blurt out that i have to go to the bathroom
-"You can pee in my mouth....actually that'd be really hot"
-I ran from the scene

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This is pretty cool

Originally Posted by XKxRome0ox

What?


Man I suck at swimming
I had a real difficult time trying to swim freestyle
Shoulders were actually getting a real workout ... think I am doing it wrong

[bimmer app/galaxy s3]

know the expression "going to drop a few friends off at the local swimming pool' ......like.in....take.a.shi..... nevermind.......

Originally Posted by Darkside213

Ok here we go...

SO, I'm working overtime today, pull over this chick for not wearing her seatbelt. So i pull her over, talk to her a bit and I immediately sense that this is going to be one of those "really good" stops where they violator is really cool. So she can't find her registration but tells me to follow her home, since she "just lives in Burbank." I said I'm good, but if you have your insurance, I can probably pull your VIN from there. Doesn't have that either, again tells me to just follow her home so she can "run in and get it." I again say that's fine, and I "sell her" the ticket by telling her I'd only tag her for no seatbelt. Mind you, she has no plates so I write down her VIN and go to the patrol vehicle.

So, before walking back, I ask if I need to know anything about her license. She says no, its goood. I run her, she's suspended AND she has a warrant. So I call the court, confirm the warrant and ask if they want me to book her. They say no, just cite and release. Ok, that's fine so I do. I walk back to her and tell her that its going to take a while since I have to write both the ticket and the warrant. I tell her I'm not going to book her but she has to promise to just go home. She thanks me and says "OMG thank you, is there anything i can do for you? I said no I'm good, I'll be back.

I run her VIN, her car registration is expired by 6 months! I go back, tell her what I wrote her for, explained the warrant to her and again, she asks if there is anything she can do for me? ANYTHING? NOw mind you, I'm REALLY slow when it comes to being hit on. So I still wasn't registering it. So at this point, I have to piss like a racehorse so i'm kinda dancing around and since she was being cool, and I wasn't catching on to being hit on, the following exchange occurs:
Me: "I have to go to the bathroom. But no, before you ask, you can't help me there. TMI I know"
Her: "oh....well you can pee in my mouth if you want.....actually, that would be really hot."
Me: ".......NO, that's ok. I'd like to keep my job."
Her: " are you sure."
Me: "Ya, I'm good. I gotta go, here's your copy"

WTF???

Discuss...

Cliffs:
-Pulled a chick over for no seatbelt
-She has a warrant, but I tell her I'm not taking her in (the court didn't want me to)
-She was super cool, so I blurt out that i have to go to the bathroom
-"You can pee in my mouth....actually that'd be really hot"
-I ran from the scene

You know how I know you are ghey.......

LOL its true, I do like men.

Seriously though, we just heard about some guy in another office for actually pulling the trigger on something similar.

LOL reminds me of that one cop who had sex with some chick on the hood of his car. Or maybe her car. Either way it was recorded.

Originally Posted by Darkside213

Ok here we go...

SO, I'm working overtime today, pull over this chick for not wearing her seatbelt. So i pull her over, talk to her a bit and I immediately sense that this is going to be one of those "really good" stops where they violator is really cool. So she can't find her registration but tells me to follow her home, since she "just lives in Burbank." I said I'm good, but if you have your insurance, I can probably pull your VIN from there. Doesn't have that either, again tells me to just follow her home so she can "run in and get it." I again say that's fine, and I "sell her" the ticket by telling her I'd only tag her for no seatbelt. Mind you, she has no plates so I write down her VIN and go to the patrol vehicle.

So, before walking back, I ask if I need to know anything about her license. She says no, its goood. I run her, she's suspended AND she has a warrant. So I call the court, confirm the warrant and ask if they want me to book her. They say no, just cite and release. Ok, that's fine so I do. I walk back to her and tell her that its going to take a while since I have to write both the ticket and the warrant. I tell her I'm not going to book her but she has to promise to just go home. She thanks me and says "OMG thank you, is there anything i can do for you? I said no I'm good, I'll be back.

I run her VIN, her car registration is expired by 6 months! I go back, tell her what I wrote her for, explained the warrant to her and again, she asks if there is anything she can do for me? ANYTHING? NOw mind you, I'm REALLY slow when it comes to being hit on. So I still wasn't registering it. So at this point, I have to piss like a racehorse so i'm kinda dancing around and since she was being cool, and I wasn't catching on to being hit on, the following exchange occurs:
Me: "I have to go to the bathroom. But no, before you ask, you can't help me there. TMI I know"
Her: "oh....well you can pee in my mouth if you want.....actually, that would be really hot."
Me: ".......NO, that's ok. I'd like to keep my job."
Her: " are you sure."
Me: "Ya, I'm good. I gotta go, here's your copy"

WTF???

Discuss...

Cliffs:
-Pulled a chick over for no seatbelt
-She has a warrant, but I tell her I'm not taking her in (the court didn't want me to)
-She was super cool, so I blurt out that i have to go to the bathroom
-"You can pee in my mouth....actually that'd be really hot"
-I ran from the scene

Cool story, bro.

Originally Posted by XKxRome0ox

What?


Man I suck at swimming
I had a real difficult time trying to swim freestyle
Shoulders were actually getting a real workout ... think I am doing it wrong

[bimmer app/galaxy s3]

Shoulders Triceps Lats and Quads should burn for freestyle. They burn even more when you don't do proper stroke.