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Old 01-10-2011, 10:06 AM   #4061
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Ah. So you're the batter eh? Please don't post pics.
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Old 01-10-2011, 04:58 PM   #4062
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Old 01-11-2011, 01:30 AM   #4063
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A totally crazy ***** type I met. When I met her I was driving my friendís X6 M, told her it was mine. By the time we left the bar she was completely sloshed and not so subtly offered to blow me to let her drive it. I had to ****ing laugh. Sheís always single or in between flings. She usually needs help paying her rent and utilities but gets into the clubs for free so itís all good. She hangs out in the usual places around the city on Wednesdays and Saturdays.

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Old 01-11-2011, 01:48 AM   #4064
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if your trying to pimp her out just post your price. no need for stories.

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Old 01-11-2011, 01:58 AM   #4065
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nichts looks like dude from the hangover
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Old 01-11-2011, 02:02 AM   #4066
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nichts looks like dude from the hangover
ha, Bradley Cooper
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Old 01-11-2011, 02:06 AM   #4067
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Old 01-11-2011, 02:22 AM   #4068
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so is the drunk ***** your wife, significant other, or girlfriend?

or did this become the "drunk ***** i saw last night" thread?
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Old 01-11-2011, 08:04 AM   #4069
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Old 01-11-2011, 08:23 AM   #4070
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nichts looks like dude from the hangover
fuucking bulldog faced girl posing in pics like they're hot sh1t.

I'm still caught up on his novel over in the love line section about his ex gf
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Old 01-11-2011, 11:55 AM   #4071
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Old 01-11-2011, 12:38 PM   #4072
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fuucking bulldog faced girl posing in pics like they're hot sh1t.

I'm still caught up on his novel over in the love line section about his ex gf
My name for her is man face, and I know, she's an idiot. The pics are hilarious, the faces sheís making.

As far as the novel, it's pretty much over. We had a total falling out and arenít speaking. I'm about to post a pic of her big bare ass there though.
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Old 01-11-2011, 03:06 PM   #4073
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My name for her is man face, and I know, she's an idiot. The pics are hilarious, the faces sheís making.

As far as the novel, it's pretty much over. We had a total falling out and arenít speaking. I'm about to post a pic of her big bare ass there though.
please do. You seem like a good dude, please find a normal chick lol
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Old 01-11-2011, 03:24 PM   #4074
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I hate that thread. A redneck cattle contest.



Am I a jealous masturbator ? Yeah. At least I do not try to hide that fact.
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Old 01-11-2011, 03:25 PM   #4075
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Damn . I didn't notice the balls. Obviously that's a bull.

Jacques, you fail. You suck.
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Old 01-11-2011, 04:07 PM   #4076
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Damn . I didn't notice the balls. Obviously that's a bull.

Jacques, you fail. You suck.


That may be the case but you crack me up in the process.
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Old 01-11-2011, 04:13 PM   #4077
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Damn . I didn't notice the balls. Obviously that's a bull.

Jacques, you fail. You suck.
no need to apologize. i would imagine most french men have no idea what balls look like.
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Old 01-11-2011, 04:14 PM   #4078
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Psh... Filipinos aren't Asian... lol
There polynesian , spanish , come to think of It there a bastard country they never really had there own Identity.

My GFS a flip and shes a mix of Polynesian -American-*****o.
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Old 01-11-2011, 04:18 PM   #4080
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