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Old 04-27-2012, 01:10 PM   #6581
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Well she said she is, and I trust her (sort of) but either way I'm getting some so for the time being, who gives a **** haha
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Old 04-27-2012, 01:11 PM   #6582
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Old 04-27-2012, 01:54 PM   #6583
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Old 04-27-2012, 02:03 PM   #6584
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You could literally walk inside of that vagina, play a full field football game with your buddies, and walk back out without her knowing.
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Old 04-27-2012, 02:05 PM   #6585
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Tummy tuck. That thing was stretched to the moon and would likely be dangling around her ankles if they didn't deal with it surgically.
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Old 04-27-2012, 02:17 PM   #6586
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You sir, got some f**ked up friends, I like it. Carry on.
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Old 04-27-2012, 03:43 PM   #6587
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Old 04-27-2012, 03:52 PM   #6588
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Old 04-27-2012, 05:38 PM   #6589
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Old 04-27-2012, 05:41 PM   #6590
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Old 04-27-2012, 05:47 PM   #6591
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Old 04-27-2012, 07:04 PM   #6593
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Old 04-28-2012, 10:10 PM   #6594
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I say thats a dude, look at her face structure behind the hair and all the makeup...and the most important thing is LOOK AT HER HAND....hands dont lie...thats a dude
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Old 04-28-2012, 10:13 PM   #6595
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I say thats a dude, look at her face structure behind the hair and all the makeup...and the most important thing is LOOK AT HER HAND....hands dont lie...thats a dude
Wow your RIGHT. that's a dude. The hand looks really manly and old compared to the rest of her (its) body..
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Wow your RIGHT. that's a dude. The hand looks really manly and old compared to the rest of her (its) body..
Look she got her nose done, lips injected, you can easily get fake boobs, her eyebrows fixed...but you cant fix hands, if you ever feel iffy about someones sexuality look at their hands...that cant be fixed
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the way shes standing looks like shes tucking away penor between her legs
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Old 04-28-2012, 10:49 PM   #6598
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