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Old 08-23-2012, 01:34 PM   #7561
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I'm with you. I'll pass on the gas and poop on my dick.
i have never had poop on my ddick, my GF is clean. If you do it right than she will be clean.
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Old 08-23-2012, 01:50 PM   #7562
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i have never had poop on my ddick, my GF is clean. If you do it right than she will be clean.
Or if you have a tiny d1ck.
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Old 08-23-2012, 01:52 PM   #7563
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today I learned griffin can't physically penetrate past the cheeks.
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Old 08-23-2012, 01:56 PM   #7564
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Old 08-23-2012, 02:01 PM   #7565
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Old 08-23-2012, 02:03 PM   #7566
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Old 08-23-2012, 03:41 PM   #7567
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Old 08-23-2012, 06:42 PM   #7568
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Am I the only one here that has 0 interest in anal?
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Old 08-23-2012, 10:00 PM   #7569
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Old 08-23-2012, 11:02 PM   #7570
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I'll say flapjacks!
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Old 08-23-2012, 11:17 PM   #7571
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^^^Flapjacks? Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeit, by all means pass the syrup!!! As for Griffin's gal with the million-dollar smile, you can guarantee that next time she'll swallow when he says swallow...
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Old 08-24-2012, 12:01 AM   #7572
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Better be some damn good syrup! Either way I'd motorboat those chesticles.
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Old 08-24-2012, 08:28 PM   #7573
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How are those games in person?

I'm not a hockey fan but have enjoyed the hockey games I've seen live. Wonder if soccer's the same way and it would be cool to see live.
really fun actually. when teams come from overseas its much better. otherwise its a bit ghetto. madrid was definitely fun to watch.

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yeah dude hes fast. we got to see alonso, pepe, ect. it was dope
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Old 08-25-2012, 07:17 AM   #7576
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Old 08-25-2012, 10:34 AM   #7577
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Old 08-25-2012, 10:37 AM   #7579
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Old 08-25-2012, 10:38 AM   #7580
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HAHAHAHAH

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