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Old 08-25-2012, 10:39 AM   #7581
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Ah, gross.....I clicked on those pictures.

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Crack?? Hookers?? Pun intended??
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Old 08-25-2012, 10:40 AM   #7582
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NO , we love having sex, then listening to the latest billy meier contact notes, Hopefully she does not leave me, Only girl that loves billy meier as much as me
It's a great rack.... I'd bet she'd be hotter if she stood up.

Get some more pics standing up and arms stretched towards the ceiling
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Old 08-25-2012, 10:45 AM   #7583
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I love her cause i can bang her for long periods, and she still smells fresh
I've been thinking about a new sig.

What you just spit right 'der..... VOW material homie

I promise to have and to hold
In sickness and death
To be banged for long periods
And to always smell fresh

I hear wedding bells
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Old 08-25-2012, 10:48 AM   #7584
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It's a great rack.... I'd bet she'd be hotter if she gor rid of those BS tattoo's.
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I love her cause i can bang her for long periods, and she still smells fresh, Need a new camera, So no new pictures till i go to best buy and spend some money
You better hurry, they'll be out of business by Xmas.
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Old 08-25-2012, 10:49 AM   #7585
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I've been thinking about a new sig.

What you just spit right 'der..... VOW material homie

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Lol, nice JonJon.
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Old 08-25-2012, 10:49 AM   #7586
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One time I got really drunk and ****ed a fat chick

She kept calling me a cock tease

I realized I was ****ing her gut.
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Old 08-25-2012, 10:49 AM   #7587
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Only negative is she does not suck my sexual organ
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I love her cause i can bang her for long periods, and she still smells fresh, Need a new camera, So no new pictures till i go to best buy and spend some money


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Old 08-25-2012, 10:52 AM   #7589
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Old 08-25-2012, 12:53 PM   #7590
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I'm dating a woman who believes it is females obligation to gobble d!ck.


My condolences
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Old 08-25-2012, 01:06 PM   #7591
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Old 08-25-2012, 01:16 PM   #7592
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I didn't know how lucky I was in the past. Seems it became taboo.
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Old 08-25-2012, 01:22 PM   #7593
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Any smart woman knows, what man would ever consider settling down and going the rest of their lives without a BJ?

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Old 08-25-2012, 01:29 PM   #7594
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Any smart woman knows, what man, would ever consider settling down and going the rest of their lives without a BJ?
You use, commas, in unnecessary places.
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A sword is more frightening than toy-looking gun like glock.

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Old 08-25-2012, 01:30 PM   #7595
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HAHA I srsl'y LOLd.

You can tell I wrote this baked.

Good catch though lol
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Old 08-25-2012, 01:31 PM   #7596
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Commas represent pauses in his brain

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Old 08-25-2012, 03:42 PM   #7598
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Old 08-25-2012, 04:02 PM   #7599
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Sense of desire > sense of obligation
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