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Old 09-06-2012, 08:03 AM   #7681
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its the crazy ones who like/allow anal lol

I'll drink to that one. Looking back through my rolodex of poon from the past, yup....the crazies were always the ones who seemed into anal. Although, there was one that really comes to mind. I was 25, she was 19 and had the tightest body. 5'8, less than 120lb, amazing legs that went forever. She absolutely loved anal. I still have some of her dirty emails from years ago when she would tell me how much she wanted it. Gotta love the freaks!
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Old 09-06-2012, 08:35 AM   #7682
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I'll drink to that one. Looking back through my rolodex of poon from the past, yup....the crazies were always the ones who seemed into anal. Although, there was one that really comes to mind. I was 25, she was 19 and had the tightest body. 5'8, less than 120lb, amazing legs that went forever. She absolutely loved anal. I still have some of her dirty emails from years ago when she would tell me how much she wanted it. Gotta love the freaks!
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Old 09-06-2012, 08:54 AM   #7683
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I'll drink to that one. Looking back through my rolodex of poon from the past, yup....the crazies were always the ones who seemed into anal. Although, there was one that really comes to mind. I was 25, she was 19 and had the tightest body. 5'8, less than 120lb, amazing legs that went forever. She absolutely loved anal. I still have some of her dirty emails from years ago when she would tell me how much she wanted it. Gotta love the freaks!
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Old 09-06-2012, 09:17 AM   #7684
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Here is a quick snip from one of her old emails and her pic below. She was fun while it lasted, she even surprised me once with a set of R comps for the E30.

"The office will be empty in about 25 minutes...we're having a Halloween/Anniversary party (_____ Associates has managed ____ for 2 years now) upstairs on the 15th floor...so everyone will be up there!

If you want to...we can mess around on the Conference table...you can bend me over the table, take me up the ass, while looking out onto the entire campus...sound good to you?"

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Old 09-06-2012, 09:20 AM   #7685
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Old 09-06-2012, 09:21 AM   #7686
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Close. That was 2000. Not many of us had iphones and handheld digi cams back then.
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Old 09-06-2012, 09:40 AM   #7687
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Here is a quick snip from one of her old emails and her pic below. She was fun while it lasted, she even surprised me once with a set of R comps for the E30.

"The office will be empty in about 25 minutes...we're having a Halloween/Anniversary party (_____ Associates has managed ____ for 2 years now) upstairs on the 15th floor...so everyone will be up there!

If you want to...we can mess around on the Conference table...you can bend me over the table, take me up the ass, while looking out onto the entire campus...sound good to you?"
And did you take it all?
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Old 09-06-2012, 11:13 AM   #7689
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Old 09-06-2012, 11:16 AM   #7690
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true but the were not as willing to take self nudes.

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Old 09-06-2012, 11:29 AM   #7691
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Old 09-06-2012, 12:10 PM   #7694
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okay........ are you going to bang any of them? don't just sit there

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Old 09-06-2012, 12:10 PM   #7695
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you can thank me later for the tidal wave of phone numbers you will recevie.
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That was the plan but you kinda just hurt my chances since they al just saw that
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Old 09-06-2012, 12:27 PM   #7697
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well, your fault for opening NWS material in class.
Tell them you like to party and show them your penis.
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I'm completely hung over and everytime I talk i can taste the liquor..... So I think they know I like to party....
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