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Old 03-04-2013, 11:21 PM   #9021
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The pathetic cries for attention followed by e-thug bragging is just incredible. It's like watching a car crash happen.
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I don't see what is ridiculous by robbing with a sword.A sword in one od the most lethal wepon !!!

It's more easy to kill with a sword than with a gun.

A sword is more frightening than toy-looking gun like glock.

robbing with a sword is a good thing
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Old 03-04-2013, 11:48 PM   #9022
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Here's a picture of my wife.






















Ha. As if. After this clusterfvck, we'll probably never see another picture in here again.

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Old 03-05-2013, 12:13 AM   #9023
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t1ttay viens. I don;t like tittay veins. they are gross.
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Old 03-05-2013, 12:14 AM   #9024
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Ha. As if. After this clusterfvck, we'll probably never see another picture in here again.
No. Gimme till this weekend. Trust me there is hope.
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Old 03-05-2013, 12:25 AM   #9025
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Ha. As if. After this clusterfvck, we'll probably never see another picture in here again.
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Old 03-05-2013, 01:37 AM   #9026
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Ha. As if. After this clusterfvck, we'll probably never see another picture in here again.
i came.
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i know in your head that sounded like a nice comeback/argument but you just sound like a fool.
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Old 03-05-2013, 03:24 AM   #9027
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My girl of a year and a half, if it makes a difference, I still believe in this thread, and I believe in redheads titties.
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Old 03-05-2013, 03:31 AM   #9028
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My girl of a year and a half, if it makes a difference, I still believe in this thread, and I believe in redheads titties.
I would love to take her out to a quiet dinner at red lobster and possibly make love to her in the missionary posistion.
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Old 03-05-2013, 03:53 AM   #9029
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lol! ps. i think i see what vader did with his challenge
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Old 03-05-2013, 05:05 AM   #9030
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I'll step up and attempt a thread topic alignment.

Recent picture of us out in DT Charleston:


Another of her before she cut her hair:


Painting (Disregard ejaculate covering entire panting and part of her apron.):


Clemson game last season:


One last pic:
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Old 03-05-2013, 07:14 AM   #9031
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A lot of judging going around here but honestly some of you really shouldn't be judging sh!t the way your girls be looking.
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Old 03-05-2013, 07:19 AM   #9032
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Old 03-05-2013, 09:07 AM   #9033
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Ha. As if. After this clusterfvck, we'll probably never see another picture in here again.
Nobody wants to see your supermodel wife and her pointy elbows up in dis thread....
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Old 03-05-2013, 09:21 AM   #9034
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Damn.. This is why I rarely post pics of my chicks on here. Well at least not in the thread.
I fuucking lost it at that gif
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Old 03-05-2013, 09:24 AM   #9035
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I'll post later. I found out some cool family history over the weekend on my gf. It's Chuck Norris-related!!!
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Old 03-05-2013, 09:25 AM   #9036
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I'll post later. I found out some cool family history over the weekend on my gf. It's Chuck Norris-related!!!
omgggg share now
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Old 03-05-2013, 10:07 AM   #9037
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Old 03-05-2013, 10:11 AM   #9038
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Things that are funny about all these posts

You brag like you've never had an attractive female in your life

You are running your mouth to people about getting someone that looks like this and all of us will be fuucking cows at your age when this is a new relationship. 5 months ago you were the person you are making fun of.

You're the same age as most peoples dads on this forum rubbing a slore in a bunch of 20 year olds faces.
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Old 03-05-2013, 10:24 AM   #9039
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valentine's dinner with the girlfriend


how old are you, iluvmy328i?
I love how she's so interested in a valentines day date with you that she is facebooking.

I find it sad when I see couples sitting heads up on dates on their phones.
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Old 03-05-2013, 10:35 AM   #9040
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I love how she's so interested in a valentines day date with you that she is facebooking.

I find it sad when I see couples sitting heads up on dates on their phones.



That's unless you're not out on a date... in which case it's even more pathetic.
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