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Old 07-03-2009, 11:55 AM   #1
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Best Pick-Up line ever

Ok so a tip...this one will work, but its ballsy.

First of all this only works with 9's and 10's

So basically find the girl you trying to get at and you go up to her and say..

"Can I ask you a question? I need a females opinion. "

Once she says yes, you simply reply "I saw an attractive girl over there who I want to go up and talk and get to know but I don't know what to say"

and trust me.. she will reply, something like "Just go up to her and tell her she looks pretty tonight"

after this you say OK, and get her to wish you luck. Take a walk around the room and leave her presence for a few moments and walk right back up to her and say the exact line that she told you to say. Sounds cheesy but it works as a great conversation starter. go gettem!
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Old 07-03-2009, 12:05 PM   #2
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actually if you have a really good attitude about it and she actually finds it funny, def a good start
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Old 07-03-2009, 12:05 PM   #3
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Amazing LOL
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Old 07-03-2009, 12:07 PM   #4
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not bad. depends on how its executed though
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not unless she got the same pick up 4 times that night
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Old 07-03-2009, 12:10 PM   #6
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Ya dont take my dialogue word for word, you have to use your own style that you're comfortable with. This is just generic dialect to give you an idea.
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Ya dont take my dialogue word for word, you have to use your own style that you're comfortable with. This is just generic dialect to give you an idea.
ya know what... i'm gonna try this and report back lol
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Old 07-03-2009, 12:12 PM   #8
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ya know what... i'm gonna try this and report back lol
it will probably only work if she sees your car.
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Old 07-03-2009, 12:15 PM   #9
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Anyone else have any other good ones?
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Old 07-03-2009, 03:22 PM   #11
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not bad. depends on how its executed though
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She may think you're a shy b*tch

OR

She may think of it as an ice breaker, and give you the number
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ya know what... i'm gonna try this and report back lol
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Old 07-03-2009, 09:45 PM   #13
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i remember this one:

"do you want to go out with me?

"no"

"you must be from the zoo cause you lion"

can't remember who wrote it,but it's not mine! funny tho
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Old 07-04-2009, 01:23 AM   #14
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this one time at this bar i went up to a girl i was VERY INTERESTED in and went up to her and said...

"i don't wanna be rude or anything, but i think u look hot" she giggled and we started talkin... successfully got her number LOL

i only tried it once tho cuz i thought it was dumb but pretty funny lols
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Old 07-04-2009, 01:27 AM   #15
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Old 07-04-2009, 01:37 AM   #16
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ive heard of this one before
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Old 07-04-2009, 01:38 AM   #17
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Old 07-05-2009, 12:14 PM   #18
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i like the lion one
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Old 07-06-2009, 04:12 AM   #20
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Try this one...

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i like the lion one
walk up to a girl (preferably in a group of girls) and ask her:

"Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?"

when she says "no"

then you jump in and say "just enough to break the ice... hi my name is..."
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