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Old 07-06-2009, 05:36 AM   #21
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Ok so a tip...this one will work, but its ballsy.

First of all this only works with 9's and 10's

So basically find the girl you trying to get at and you go up to her and say..

"Can I ask you a question? I need a females opinion. "

Once she says yes, you simply reply "I saw an attractive girl over there who I want to go up and talk and get to know but I don't know what to say"

EDIT: when she's lookin for the girlll pop a roofie in her drink!



















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Old 07-06-2009, 10:09 AM   #22
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This line is sure to backfire when she suggests "why don't you just grow a pair and talk to her."

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Old 07-06-2009, 10:23 AM   #23
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This line is sure to backfire when she suggests "why don't you just grow a pair and talk to her."

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I dont know what youre talking about, but the only girls I have ever met that talk like that are STRAIGHT BUTCH....

But then again you drive a 350z, were in completely different leagues.
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Old 07-06-2009, 03:56 PM   #24
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do you know what the word of the day is?
She says no
You say legs
You say how about you come over to my place and spread the word.
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Old 07-06-2009, 04:08 PM   #25
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LOL that sounds dangerous
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Old 07-06-2009, 04:09 PM   #26
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walk up to a girl (preferably in a group of girls) and ask her:

"Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?"

when she says "no"

then you jump in and say "just enough to break the ice... hi my name is..."
I like that one
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I dont know what youre talking about, but the only girls I have ever met that talk like that are STRAIGHT BUTCH....

But then again you drive a 350z, were in completely different leagues.
That's cuz you live in fvcking Virginia
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Old 07-06-2009, 09:56 PM   #27
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That's cuz you live in fvcking Virginia
Owned...you're totally right VA is pretty bad, especially when compared to Cali
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Old 07-06-2009, 09:59 PM   #28
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i remember this one:

"do you want to go out with me?

"no"

"you must be from the zoo cause you lion"

can't remember who wrote it,but it's not mine! funny tho


It works wonders you have no idea...thats how im with my current girl
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Old 07-06-2009, 09:59 PM   #29
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Owned...you're totally right VA is pretty bad, especially when compared to Cali
It's ok... not everyone can handle CA women
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Old 07-06-2009, 11:05 PM   #30
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walk up to a girl (preferably in a group of girls) and ask her:

"Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?"

when she says "no"

then you jump in and say "just enough to break the ice... hi my name is..."
while funny...this is the douchiest pickup line...if you actually jump in the middle...

try these
walk over to her, and say this: "I don't mean to intrude, but I just had to come over and tell you how beautiful your eyes are...sorry to bug you" and then walk away...9 times out of 10 they get frustrated that you complimented them and then walked away and come up to you.

or you can just introduce yourself and ask to buy her a drink...that's worked more for me than anything else...having the confidence to just walk up without a pickup line is something girls like.
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Old 07-07-2009, 09:29 AM   #31
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this would work if you are a f4g.
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Old 07-07-2009, 05:11 PM   #32
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LOL @ some of the responses.

The "lion" response was...

Polar bear -
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Old 07-07-2009, 06:03 PM   #33
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Won't work when she asks which girl you are talking about
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Old 07-07-2009, 06:23 PM   #34
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Won't work when she asks which girl you are talking about
9's and 10s wont ever ask
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Old 07-07-2009, 06:25 PM   #35
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9's and 10s wont ever ask
those who THINK they are 9's and 10's.
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" Do you work at the chicken farm " ?

" No "

" Cause you sure know how to raise a cawk "
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" Do you work at the chicken farm " ?

" No "

" Cause you sure know how to raise a cawk "
this will only work if shes a freak and shes drunk.
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Old 07-07-2009, 07:19 PM   #38
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How about you ask the girl" If i was your heart,would you let me beat?" just threw that out there
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Old 07-07-2009, 07:26 PM   #39
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How about you ask the girl" If i was your heart,would you let me beat?" just threw that out there
Won't work if she says Beat it.





Just beat it. woo

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But then again you drive a 350z, were in completely different leagues.
bhahahahhaahaha
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