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Old 07-09-2009, 09:23 PM   #41
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i remember this one:

"do you want to go out with me?

"no"

"you must be from the zoo cause you lion"

can't remember who wrote it,but it's not mine! Funny tho
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Old 10-26-2009, 04:58 PM   #42
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Old 10-26-2009, 05:04 PM   #43
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WOW, glad Im married, I forgot all the crap I had to go through and chessy lines lol
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Old 10-26-2009, 06:52 PM   #44
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Ok so a tip...this one will work, but its ballsy.

First of all this only works with 9's and 10's

So basically find the girl you trying to get at and you go up to her and say..

"Can I ask you a question? I need a females opinion. "

Once she says yes, you simply reply "I saw an attractive girl over there who I want to go up and talk and get to know but I don't know what to say"

and trust me.. she will reply, something like "Just go up to her and tell her she looks pretty tonight"

after this you say OK, and get her to wish you luck. Take a walk around the room and leave her presence for a few moments and walk right back up to her and say the exact line that she told you to say. Sounds cheesy but it works as a great conversation starter. go gettem!
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Old 10-26-2009, 09:34 PM   #45
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Ok so a tip...this one will work, but its ballsy.

First of all this only works with 9's and 10's

So basically find the girl you trying to get at and you go up to her and say..

"Can I ask you a question? I need a females opinion. "

Once she says yes, you simply reply "I saw an attractive girl over there who I want to go up and talk and get to know but I don't know what to say"

and trust me.. she will reply, something like "Just go up to her and tell her she looks pretty tonight"

after this you say OK, and get her to wish you luck. Take a walk around the room and leave her presence for a few moments and walk right back up to her and say the exact line that she told you to say. Sounds cheesy but it works as a great conversation starter. go gettem!
LOL.
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Old 10-27-2009, 11:52 AM   #46
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guy: whats up girl, you wanna grab some coffee some time

her: i cant i have a boyfriend

guy: oh well i have a fish

her: huh?...

guy: oh Im sorry i thought we were talking about sh!t that dont matter
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Old 10-27-2009, 12:56 PM   #47
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guy: whats up girl, you wanna grab some coffee some time

her: i cant i have a boyfriend

guy: oh well i have a fish

her: huh?...

guy: oh Im sorry i thought we were talking about sh!t that dont matter
oh snap!
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Old 10-27-2009, 01:14 PM   #48
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Old 10-27-2009, 01:51 PM   #49
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not bad. Depends on how its executed though
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Old 10-27-2009, 04:27 PM   #50
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me: "hey I have this magic watch that tells me you aren't wearing any panties right now."
her: "what? no I am wearing panties."
me: "Oh that's right, it's a couple hours fast!"
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Old 10-28-2009, 06:49 PM   #51
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me: "hey I have this magic watch that tells me you aren't wearing any panties right now."
her: "what? no I am wearing panties."
me: "Oh that's right, it's a couple hours fast!"
her: ""
fixed.
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Old 10-28-2009, 06:53 PM   #52
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it will probably only work if she sees your car.
are you hitting on him?
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Old 10-28-2009, 09:43 PM   #53
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Fixed.
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Old 10-28-2009, 09:53 PM   #54
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guy: whats up girl, you wanna grab some coffee some time

her: i cant i have a boyfriend

guy: oh well i have a fish

her: huh?...

guy: oh Im sorry i thought we were talking about sh!t that dont matter
AAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA fvckin love this one lol
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Old 10-29-2009, 12:58 AM   #55
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Guy: are you coming to the BBQ this weekend?

Her: which one?

Guy: the one where I slap my meat on your grill...

Her:
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Old 10-29-2009, 05:17 AM   #56
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i remember this one:

"do you want to go out with me?

"no"

"you must be from the zoo cause you lion"

can't remember who wrote it,but it's not mine! funny tho
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Old 10-29-2009, 07:34 AM   #57
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guy: whats up girl, you wanna grab some coffee some time

her: i cant i have a boyfriend

guy: oh well i have a fish

her: huh?...

guy: oh Im sorry i thought we were talking about sh!t that dont matter
lol
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Old 11-04-2009, 01:32 AM   #58
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Old 11-04-2009, 01:34 AM   #59
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Are you a parking ticket?

(What?)

You got fine written all over you
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guy: whats up girl, you wanna grab some coffee some time

her: i cant i have a boyfriend

guy: oh well i have a fish

her: huh?...

guy: oh Im sorry i thought we were talking about sh!t that dont matter
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