Best Pick-Up line ever - Page 4

nautiboi · 11-10-2009, 01:40 PM

lol @ this thread.

here's my contribution: if i got a nickle for everytime i saw a girl as beautiful as you, i'd have 5 cents...

let's keep this going!

palindrome · 11-10-2009, 01:58 PM

guy: Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
girl:

folgrz · 11-10-2009, 06:10 PM

This one actually worked for me

this is can only be done while in traffic or if you are driving next to a hot girl then this works too.

me: signal to the girl to lower her window if it isnt already down

girl: ??

me: hey this tire back here looks pretty low u might wanna get it checked out

girl: oh sh!t really?

me: no, but I think your really pretty

girl: follow me

ahaha I followed her we went into a shopping center and chatted for a bit.

folgrz · 11-10-2009, 06:11 PM

This one actually worked for me

this is can only be done while in traffic or if you are driving next to a hot girl then this works too.

me: signal to the girl to lower her window if it isnt already down

girl: ??

me: hey this tire back here looks pretty low u might wanna get it checked out

girl: oh sh!t really?

me: no, but I think your really pretty

girl: follow me

ahaha I followed her we went into a shopping center and chatted for a bit.

Rotha · 11-10-2009, 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by folgrz

This one actually worked for me

this is can only be done while in traffic or if you are driving next to a hot girl then this works too.

me: signal to the girl to lower her window if it isnt already down

girl: ??

me: hey this tire back here looks pretty low u might wanna get it checked out

girl: oh sh!t really?

me: no, but I think your really pretty

girl: follow me

ahaha I followed her and then i got arrested and had a restraining order put on me.

done. edited.

Mo_Zhp · 11-10-2009, 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by photogenic

done. edited.

rpl · 11-10-2009, 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by photogenic

done. edited.

And you didn't edit the poor grammar....

tito323i · 11-12-2009, 10:06 PM

the coinflip

, ok here is mine
"you are not the prettiest girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away"

TheRusski · 11-13-2009, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tito323i

the coinflip

, ok here is mine
"you are not the prettiest girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away"

Thats more of a slap in the face line

howie · 11-13-2009, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Droodsty

But then again you drive a 350z, were in completely different leagues.

oh lord that's funny.

TheRusski · 11-13-2009, 02:18 PM

(Motion with your finger for a girl to come over, when she gets there say) I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum

joeski3d · 11-13-2009, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Droodsty

Ya dont take my dialogue word for word, you have to use your own style that you're comfortable with. This is just generic dialect to give you an idea.

Oh... so, when I try this, I shouldn't read this off a sheet of paper as if I'm following instructions on an Ikea bookcase?

howie · 11-13-2009, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by joeski3d

Oh... so, when I try this, I shouldn't read this off a sheet of paper as if I'm following instructions on an Ikea bookcase?

u read instructions

what type of a man are u?!?

joeski3d · 11-13-2009, 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by howie

u read instructions

what type of a man are u?!?

Obviously not a very serious one. Besides, I don't need pick up lines. I have a main squeeze already.

7xes · 11-16-2009, 07:35 PM

(you) wanna watch paranormal activity 2?
(her) theres a second one?
(you) yea, in my bedroom all night long...
(her)

2lato · 11-17-2009, 05:06 PM

this thread just made my day...thanks you...

IDriveRealSlow · 11-23-2009, 07:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EuroBmrDude

(Motion with your finger for a girl to come over, when she gets there say) I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum

theres another version of that too lol

(Motion with your finger for a girl to come over, when she gets there say) i just made u cum with 1 finger imagine wat i could do with all 5 (or watever # u wanna use)

Jabboure36 · 11-23-2009, 10:33 AM

thats actually a good idea

howie · 11-23-2009, 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jabboure36

thats actually a good idea

maybe if u wanna get SLAPPED

the chick that works on would have to be beyond wasted

TheRusski · 11-23-2009, 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by howie

maybe if u wanna get SLAPPED

the chick that works on would have to be beyond wasted

Why would you even hit on a sober chick?

11-10-2009, 01:58 PM	#62
palindrome Registered User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: </\> Posts: 49 My Ride: ... View My Garage	guy: Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours. girl: __________________ ____________________________________________________________ ________________________ Last edited by Palindrome; December 4, 1986.

11-10-2009, 06:10 PM	#63
folgrz stop looking at me swan Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Long Island,NY Posts: 611 My Ride: 06 AW ZCP View My Garage	This one actually worked for me this is can only be done while in traffic or if you are driving next to a hot girl then this works too. me: signal to the girl to lower her window if it isnt already down girl: ?? me: hey this tire back here looks pretty low u might wanna get it checked out girl: oh sh!t really? me: no, but I think your really pretty girl: follow me ahaha I followed her we went into a shopping center and chatted for a bit. __________________ 2006 Alpine/Black ZCP 6-Speed /// Mods to come shortly... M3Enthusiast - Keep looking, be patient! :D

11-10-2009, 06:11 PM	#64
folgrz stop looking at me swan Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Long Island,NY Posts: 611 My Ride: 06 AW ZCP View My Garage	This one actually worked for me this is can only be done while in traffic or if you are driving next to a hot girl then this works too. me: signal to the girl to lower her window if it isnt already down girl: ?? me: hey this tire back here looks pretty low u might wanna get it checked out girl: oh sh!t really? me: no, but I think your really pretty girl: follow me ahaha I followed her we went into a shopping center and chatted for a bit. __________________ 2006 Alpine/Black ZCP 6-Speed /// Mods to come shortly... M3Enthusiast - Keep looking, be patient! :D

11-12-2009, 10:06 PM	#68
tito323i Registered User Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Ada, Oklahoma Posts: 87 My Ride: 1999 323i View My Garage	the coinflip , ok here is mine "you are not the prettiest girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away" __________________ ...forever in my heart.

11-13-2009, 02:18 PM	#71
TheRusski Registered User Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: SD Posts: 7,659 My Ride: gone... View My Garage	(Motion with your finger for a girl to come over, when she gets there say) I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum __________________

11-10-2009, 01:40 PM	#61
nautiboi Registered User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: MD Posts: 37 My Ride: aw m3, honda View My Garage	lol @ this thread. here's my contribution: if i got a nickle for everytime i saw a girl as beautiful as you, i'd have 5 cents... let's keep this going!

11-16-2009, 07:35 PM	#75
7xes Registered User Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: ct Posts: 479 My Ride: M3 View My Garage	(you) wanna watch paranormal activity 2? (her) theres a second one? (you) yea, in my bedroom all night long... (her)

11-17-2009, 05:06 PM	#76
2lato Registered User Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: NOVA Posts: 50 My Ride: 330i zhp View My Garage	this thread just made my day...thanks you... __________________

11-23-2009, 10:33 AM	#78
Jabboure36 Registered User Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Ohio Posts: 439 My Ride: 03 540i/6 View My Garage	thats actually a good idea

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