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Old 11-10-2009, 02:40 PM   #61
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lol @ this thread.

here's my contribution: if i got a nickle for everytime i saw a girl as beautiful as you, i'd have 5 cents...

let's keep this going!
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Old 11-10-2009, 02:58 PM   #62
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Old 11-10-2009, 07:10 PM   #63
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This one actually worked for me
this is can only be done while in traffic or if you are driving next to a hot girl then this works too.

me: signal to the girl to lower her window if it isnt already down

girl: ??

me: hey this tire back here looks pretty low u might wanna get it checked out

girl: oh sh!t really?

me: no, but I think your really pretty

girl: follow me

ahaha I followed her we went into a shopping center and chatted for a bit.
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Old 11-10-2009, 07:11 PM   #64
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This one actually worked for me
this is can only be done while in traffic or if you are driving next to a hot girl then this works too.

me: signal to the girl to lower her window if it isnt already down

girl: ??

me: hey this tire back here looks pretty low u might wanna get it checked out

girl: oh sh!t really?

me: no, but I think your really pretty

girl: follow me

ahaha I followed her we went into a shopping center and chatted for a bit.
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Old 11-10-2009, 10:47 PM   #65
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This one actually worked for me
this is can only be done while in traffic or if you are driving next to a hot girl then this works too.

me: signal to the girl to lower her window if it isnt already down

girl: ??

me: hey this tire back here looks pretty low u might wanna get it checked out

girl: oh sh!t really?

me: no, but I think your really pretty

girl: follow me

ahaha I followed her and then i got arrested and had a restraining order put on me.
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Old 11-10-2009, 10:49 PM   #66
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done. edited.
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Old 11-11-2009, 12:39 AM   #67
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done. edited.
And you didn't edit the poor grammar....
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Old 11-12-2009, 11:06 PM   #68
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the coinflip , ok here is mine
"you are not the prettiest girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away"
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Old 11-13-2009, 02:59 PM   #69
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the coinflip , ok here is mine
"you are not the prettiest girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away"
Thats more of a slap in the face line
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Old 11-13-2009, 03:04 PM   #70
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But then again you drive a 350z, were in completely different leagues.
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Old 11-13-2009, 03:18 PM   #71
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(Motion with your finger for a girl to come over, when she gets there say) I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum
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Old 11-13-2009, 03:44 PM   #72
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Ya dont take my dialogue word for word, you have to use your own style that you're comfortable with. This is just generic dialect to give you an idea.
Oh... so, when I try this, I shouldn't read this off a sheet of paper as if I'm following instructions on an Ikea bookcase?
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Old 11-13-2009, 03:50 PM   #73
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Oh... so, when I try this, I shouldn't read this off a sheet of paper as if I'm following instructions on an Ikea bookcase?
u read instructions what type of a man are u?!?
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Old 11-13-2009, 04:38 PM   #74
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u read instructions what type of a man are u?!?
Obviously not a very serious one. Besides, I don't need pick up lines. I have a main squeeze already.

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Old 11-16-2009, 08:35 PM   #75
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(you) wanna watch paranormal activity 2?
(her) theres a second one?
(you) yea, in my bedroom all night long...
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Old 11-17-2009, 06:06 PM   #76
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this thread just made my day...thanks you...
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Old 11-23-2009, 08:06 AM   #77
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(Motion with your finger for a girl to come over, when she gets there say) I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum
theres another version of that too lol

(Motion with your finger for a girl to come over, when she gets there say) i just made u cum with 1 finger imagine wat i could do with all 5 (or watever # u wanna use)
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Old 11-23-2009, 11:33 AM   #78
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thats actually a good idea
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Old 11-23-2009, 02:07 PM   #79
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thats actually a good idea
maybe if u wanna get SLAPPED

the chick that works on would have to be beyond wasted
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maybe if u wanna get SLAPPED

the chick that works on would have to be beyond wasted
Why would you even hit on a sober chick?




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