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Old 08-06-2009, 07:00 PM   #1
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How do you ask for head?

I mean what do you guys say.

"Suck me beautiful?"

or

"Gimme head ho"

No but in all seriousness what do you say to get your girl to give you head.
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Old 08-06-2009, 07:03 PM   #3
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suce moi la bite salope !!!!! ahahahaahahahahahahhaah

More seriously, If you have to ask, there's already a problem. Women usually guess that .No need to ask. It sounds retarded. Can you please put my dick in your mouth. Facepalm.
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Old 08-06-2009, 07:04 PM   #4
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You don't say sh1t.

You make out with her, put her hands on your junk.

Then you undo your zipper, pull it out, put your hand on the back of her head, and gently push her head down.


If she catches an attitude or asks wtf you're doing... you leave.
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Old 08-06-2009, 07:05 PM   #5
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if you are good enough at game (or sexy enough) you won't have to bring it up

hell you won't even have to think about it
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Old 08-06-2009, 07:05 PM   #6
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You don't say sh1t.

You make out with her, put her hands on your junk.

Then you undo your zipper, pull it out, put your hand on the back of her head, and gently push her head down.


If she catches an attitude or asks wtf you're doing... you leave.
Why gently ? In france everybody believes americans are all Hardcore throatfukers.
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Old 08-06-2009, 07:06 PM   #7
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Tell her you have a present for her and ask her to get down on her knees
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Why gently ? In france everybody believes americans are all Hardcore throatfukers.
Well you see with all the accusations of rape us Americans have learned to adapt and avoid creating evidence, such as bruising the tonsils or marking the back of the head.
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Well you see with all the accusations of rape us Americans have learned to adapt and avoid creating evidence, such as bruising the tonsils or marking the back of the head.
Someones a pro

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i just lead her head towards it. And if she looks like me like "wtf" I just go "suck it". Most of the time it works but sometimes the girl gets offended and I just give her some bs about how this is the way I express love. i guess your not mature enough to handle it...it usually does the trick.
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Well you see with all the accusations of rape us Americans have learned to adapt and avoid creating evidence, such as bruising the tonsils or marking the back of the head.
Brandon Iron, Steve Sweet & Max Hardcore don't care about avoid creating evidence...

I wonder how those guy haven't yet been shot by a Christian Extremist. Instead they shot that Sympathic Larry Flint...
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Throat-fvcking

I approve.
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Why gently ? In france everybody believes americans are all Hardcore throatfukers.
so the french heard that fat girls give good head too huh?

i am laughing at my own joke, i know
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Throat-fvcking

I approve.
skull-fvcking rolls off the tongue nicer
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Throat-poking

I like dis.
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Alec, the class itself. You should have added the pic of you drinking a cup of tea the "high society " way. It made me LMAO.
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tell her:

Girl you see something wrong with this picture?

she replys : No?!!!!

you say: How come my d*ck is not in your mouth already?
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