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Old 08-06-2009, 07:19 PM   #21
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If I'm in my country I say

...Joder, pues dame cabeza, tia

Or, if I'm in Paris, I say

...Donnez moi de la tête, ma cherie

Or, if I'm in the You Ess and Aye, I say

...Give me head or ban.
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Old 08-06-2009, 07:21 PM   #22
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I learned something today. Jonathan Russo is a submissive Wh ore

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i just saw "yes man" i have no choice
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Old 08-06-2009, 07:22 PM   #23
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I was in Argentina and took this chick to a cabaña and told her "chuparme la verga."
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lol thats funny I was a bartender in new york for many years, and what I found out was that the women and girls would start conversations by going down on me, I would never ask why are you taking my pants off, but it was always very difficult to have a relationship with someone like that because I'm sure I was not the only guy that day or that hour.
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Old 08-06-2009, 07:24 PM   #25
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i just saw "yes man" i have no choice
Funny I watched it yesterday. Shitty.

The best is Me, Myself & Irene.

My impersonation of Hank is legendary in the Parisian south suburban area.

Best movie ever.
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Old 08-06-2009, 07:25 PM   #27
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I was in Argentina and took this chick to a cabaña and told her "chuparme la verga."
Hahaha I always laugh when I hear the word "verga"
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Old 08-06-2009, 07:25 PM   #28
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Someone told me the best way is to propose...



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Someone told me the best way is to propose...



Focker lied
ITT

JonJon is like... wait, you mean you have to ask for head when you order a beer on tap? Damn, bartenders aren't the same as they used to be...







Husbands need no place in a thread like this, let alone a father as well
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ma i been huggin the block

thats right husslin rock

i know i been puffin a lot

but a n<sp>i<sp>g<sp>g<sp>a wanna know

baby girl is you gon suck it or not

i get head in the strangest places

two at the same time call it changin faces

i tell the ***** we aint tradin places

now stand back and catch my amazin graces

taste it savor it vanilla ice cream she say oo my favorite

do you know how you playin with, b2b,

chillin like scarecrow, lookin for some brain

drivin in the range or flyin on a plane

her head is crazy so shes insane

she know the game get in and get right

every ***** in the industry wanna rock my mic

im hot like light im tough like ike

i dont **** with dog hos them hos might bite

ya and she follows, in the back of my mind

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If I'm in my country I say

...Joder, pues dame cabeza, tia

Or, if I'm in Paris, I say

...Donnez moi de la tête, mon cheri

Or, if I'm in the You Ess and Aye, I say

...Give me head or ban.


mA CheriE ... Or you're


Donnez moi de la tete ... It's what you ask when you want to heat some Calve Head (Popular Dish)

LMAO
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Old 08-06-2009, 07:30 PM   #32
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Alec, the class itself. You should have added the pic of you drinking a cup of tea the "high society " way. It made me LMAO.
this one? it's a good pic haha

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Exactly. Since I'm an Ubermensch I remembered that Pic I saw Quicly a few years ago. That finger is priceless.

And thanks to promote French brand Lacoste.
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mA CheriE ... Or you're


Donnez moi de la tete ... It's what you ask when you want to heat some Calve Head (Popular Dish)

LMAO
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Mai le toute-puissant, Jacques, m'enseignent comment dire "give me head or ban" en français s'il vous plaît?
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je me pelle alec

jacques, mon petit bijou
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Mai le toute-puissant, Jacques, m'enseignent comment dire "give me head or ban" en français s'il vous plaît?
those online translators are pure gold.

Veuillez me sucer ou vous serez bannie.

C0ck : "Beat"

Suck : Su (U like in Uniform) Sé ( E like in ViEtnam)

Susé la beat

Suck the C0ck
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this thread just turned into a melting pot

i'm outta here...........
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