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Old 08-06-2009, 07:39 PM   #41
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lol, thank you, I never knew how to spell that.

french is a sick language, I'd love to be speaking it (out loud) all the time. haha
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You cant put getting head on a pedestal

just like if you put the p*ssy on one you wont get it...


just tell her to give you head if she doesnt automatically do it..
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C0ck : "Beat"

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Don't forget I lived on Montreal for 12 years...I know the accents and their respective pronounciations And thank you, I am now even more of a threat to those leggy Parisian girls next time I go

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lol, thank you, I never knew how to spell that.

french is a sick language, I'd love to be speaking it (out loud) all the time. haha
Lol yep very loud. The surrender monkey loves to inform the crowd that he is french, especially in airports.
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yeah, it's PUSSALIAH, right?
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Don't forget I lived on Montreal for 12 years...I know the accents and their respective pronounciations And thank you, I am now even more of a threat to those leggy Parisian girls next time I go



Oh I didn't know for montreal . A mix of american and french canadian accent must be interesting.
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ceci est de tout je peux dire avec mon francais de degre huit


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lBY SUNDAY YOUR NUTS GONE BE DRAINEEEEEED
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f*ckin pussaliah ruining it for everyone
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LOL that's sweet.

Il fait tres chaud.
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What's a pussaliah ? Has it something to do with the vagina of a RNB singer dead in a plane crash ?
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I usually thrust my torso towards her face while making a moaning noise. I'm pretty sure I don't have to do this ridiculous act but whatever. It's all good.
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Why is there americans living elsewhere than in Socal ?? Palm trees & Hot girls. That makes no sense.
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I usually thrust my torso towards her face while making a moaning noise. I'm pretty sure I don't have to do this ridiculous act but whatever. It's all good.
oh whats that? you can't go all the way down?

here, lemme help you out with that.... check out this pelvic dance hip hop move BAM esophagus
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Why is there americans living elsewhere than in Socal ?? Palm trees & Hot girls. That makes no sense.
... NJ girls are \/\/hores. That's why I'm here.

I plan on living here my whole life, with a few houses in South America... that's all the trees and hot girls I need.
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