How do you ask for head? - Page 4

zikhkd · 08-06-2009, 09:18 PM

Easy, ask her what her favorite lollipop flavor is... change the subject, talk about some bullshiit.. and get right back to it by mentioning you have her favorite lollipop in your pants but she has to go find it herself

or pull off a Kanye West and try singing/telling her to stroke your big ego

zhp6mt · 08-06-2009, 09:27 PM

Tell her that the lamp will release a Gini and grant her 3 wishes .. works well with the blonds

budman · 08-06-2009, 09:51 PM

suck my d<sp>i<sp>c<sp>k

Sponger · 08-06-2009, 09:59 PM

Just play this awesome song for your lady and she will have no choice.

jose325i · 08-06-2009, 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FTWeisse

If I'm in my country I say

...Joder, pues dame cabeza, tia

Or, if I'm in Paris, I say

...Donnez moi de la tête, ma cherie

Or, if I'm in the You Ess and Aye, I say

...Give me head or ban.

tia=aunt.

MissLisa · 08-06-2009, 10:02 PM

I agree with all the guys who say if you gotta ask for it, you don't deserve to get it. Just go with the flow or make the flow go that way.

Once you're married or been together a very long time, then I think maybe you can get away with asking for it every now and then.

Sponger · 08-06-2009, 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jacques chirac

And thanks to promote French brand Lacoste.

I plan on going to France next year for the Tour de France... I fully expect you to have a random french beer with me jacques. You instantly make every thread better when you post in it... awesome. Im still in your sig too!

jacques chirac · 08-06-2009, 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sponger

I plan on going to France next year for the Tour de France... I fully expect you to have a random french beer with me jacques. You instantly make every thread better when you post in it... awesome. Im still in your sig too!

100 years after my death you'll still be in my sig

jacques chirac · 08-06-2009, 10:18 PM

With pleasure for the beer.

scott0482 · 08-06-2009, 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FTWeisse

If I'm in my country I say

...Joder, pues dame cabeza, tia

Or, if I'm in Paris, I say

...Donnez moi de la tête, ma cherie

Or, if I'm in the You Ess and Aye, I say

...Give me head or ban.

how do you ask for a foot job then?

dmon_101 · 08-06-2009, 11:30 PM

"this dick ain't gonna suck itself"

smilez · 08-06-2009, 11:42 PM

this dick aint going to suck itself.

it works.

dammit post above me

dmon_101 · 08-06-2009, 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smilez

this dick aint going to suck itself.

it works.

dammit post above me

Attaus · 08-06-2009, 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CJPatel

I mean what do you guys say.

"Suck me beautiful?"

or

"Gimme head ho"

No but in all seriousness what do you say to get your girl to give you head.

I drop my pants and, well, it's goin somewhere. Whether she 'performs oral' or not decides how difficult the first few minutes are going to be for her. (assuming she's not borderline jailbait.. then she's already.. 'primed'..)

Gucki83 · 08-07-2009, 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DME46

You don't say sh1t.

You make out with her, put her hands on your junk.

Then you undo your zipper, pull it out, put your hand on the back of her head, and gently push her head down.

If she catches an attitude or asks wtf you're doing... you leave.

firefirefire90 · 08-07-2009, 03:56 AM

I don't ask, I demand!

Breyton-BMW · 08-07-2009, 04:31 AM

If you have to ask, you're doing something wrong.

FlasHGordoN · 08-07-2009, 05:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sponger

I plan on going to France next year for the Tour de France... I fully expect you to have a random french beer with me jacques. You instantly make every thread better when you post in it... awesome. Im still in your sig too!

Quote:

Originally Posted by jacques chirac

100 years after my death you'll still be in my sig

Skazzy · 08-07-2009, 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RichG [FLASH WIDTH=425 HEIGHT=350] __________________ In German, AMG is pronounced "I am Ghey"

08-06-2009, 09:18 PM	#61
zikhkd Registered User Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Plano, TX Posts: 2,371 My Ride: AMG View My Garage	Easy, ask her what her favorite lollipop flavor is... change the subject, talk about some bullshiit.. and get right back to it by mentioning you have her favorite lollipop in your pants but she has to go find it herself or pull off a Kanye West and try singing/telling her to stroke your big ego __________________ my videos > vimeo.com/gunu Printing

08-06-2009, 09:27 PM	#62
zhp6mt Registered User Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Central Coast Ca. Posts: 226 My Ride: 03 330i ZHP 6MT View My Garage	Tell her that the lamp will release a Gini and grant her 3 wishes .. works well with the blonds __________________

08-06-2009, 09:51 PM	#63
budman -not a mod- Join Date: May 2003 Location: South Flo Rida Posts: 31,449 My Ride: is your mom View My Garage	suck my d<sp>i<sp>c<sp>k __________________ -Gunnar

08-06-2009, 10:02 PM	#66
MissLisa Registered User Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: San Jose Posts: 1,849 My Ride: z4 M Roadster View My Garage	I agree with all the guys who say if you gotta ask for it, you don't deserve to get it. Just go with the flow or make the flow go that way. Once you're married or been together a very long time, then I think maybe you can get away with asking for it every now and then. __________________ My Random Life

08-06-2009, 11:30 PM	#71
dmon_101 Registered User Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: San Diggity, CA Posts: 5,066 My Ride: has sexy fogs/shoes View My Garage	"this dick ain't gonna suck itself" __________________ Dealer Programmable Options \| Projector Fogs FTW There are a lot of Fs and too many Ks in the F/M/K scenario To answer your question, it's something you can find by searching the forum or using Google

08-06-2009, 09:59 PM	#64
Sponger Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 267 My Ride: 2000 328ci View My Garage	Just play this awesome song for your lady and she will have no choice.

08-06-2009, 11:42 PM	#72
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08-07-2009, 03:56 AM	#76
firefirefire90 Banned Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: loves FUPA Posts: 6,763 My Ride: suce ma bite View My Garage	I don't ask, I demand!

08-07-2009, 04:31 AM	#77
Breyton-BMW Registered User Join Date: May 2007 Location: Philippines Posts: 4,386 My Ride: Ti View My Garage	If you have to ask, you're doing something wrong. __________________