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Old 08-06-2009, 09:18 PM   #61
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Easy, ask her what her favorite lollipop flavor is... change the subject, talk about some bullshiit.. and get right back to it by mentioning you have her favorite lollipop in your pants but she has to go find it herself

or pull off a Kanye West and try singing/telling her to stroke your big ego
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Old 08-06-2009, 09:27 PM   #62
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Tell her that the lamp will release a Gini and grant her 3 wishes .. works well with the blonds
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Old 08-06-2009, 09:51 PM   #63
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Old 08-06-2009, 09:59 PM   #64
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Old 08-06-2009, 10:01 PM   #65
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If I'm in my country I say

...Joder, pues dame cabeza, tia

Or, if I'm in Paris, I say

...Donnez moi de la tÍte, ma cherie

Or, if I'm in the You Ess and Aye, I say

...Give me head or ban.

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Old 08-06-2009, 10:02 PM   #66
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I agree with all the guys who say if you gotta ask for it, you don't deserve to get it. Just go with the flow or make the flow go that way.

Once you're married or been together a very long time, then I think maybe you can get away with asking for it every now and then.
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Old 08-06-2009, 10:02 PM   #67
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And thanks to promote French brand Lacoste.
I plan on going to France next year for the Tour de France... I fully expect you to have a random french beer with me jacques. You instantly make every thread better when you post in it... awesome. Im still in your sig too!
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Old 08-06-2009, 10:17 PM   #68
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I plan on going to France next year for the Tour de France... I fully expect you to have a random french beer with me jacques. You instantly make every thread better when you post in it... awesome. Im still in your sig too! <img src='http://forum.E46Fanatics.com/images/smilies/greddy.gif'>
100 years after my death you'll still be in my sig
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Old 08-06-2009, 10:18 PM   #69
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Old 08-06-2009, 10:26 PM   #70
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If I'm in my country I say

...Joder, pues dame cabeza, tia

Or, if I'm in Paris, I say

...Donnez moi de la tÍte, ma cherie

Or, if I'm in the You Ess and Aye, I say

...Give me head or ban.
how do you ask for a foot job then?
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Old 08-06-2009, 11:30 PM   #71
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Old 08-06-2009, 11:42 PM   #72
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this dick aint going to suck itself.

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I mean what do you guys say.

"Suck me beautiful?"

or

"Gimme head ho"

No but in all seriousness what do you say to get your girl to give you head.



I drop my pants and, well, it's goin somewhere. Whether she 'performs oral' or not decides how difficult the first few minutes are going to be for her. (assuming she's not borderline jailbait.. then she's already.. 'primed'..)
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Old 08-07-2009, 12:59 AM   #75
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You don't say sh1t.

You make out with her, put her hands on your junk.

Then you undo your zipper, pull it out, put your hand on the back of her head, and gently push her head down.


If she catches an attitude or asks wtf you're doing... you leave.
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I plan on going to France next year for the Tour de France... I fully expect you to have a random french beer with me jacques. You instantly make every thread better when you post in it... awesome. Im still in your sig too! <img src='http://forum.E46Fanatics.com/images/smilies/greddy.gif'>
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