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Old 08-07-2009, 04:57 PM   #81
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Old 08-09-2009, 03:42 AM   #82
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You don't say sh1t.

You make out with her, put her hands on your junk.

Then you undo your zipper, pull it out, put your hand on the back of her head, and gently push her head down.


If she catches an attitude or asks wtf you're doing... you leave.
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Old 08-16-2009, 08:43 PM   #83
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If the girl shuts the door and locks it. It's goin down!
If the girl says..."lets just talk or lets hang out"...It aint goin down and you my friend, are in the Friend Zone!
LMAOOOO!
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Old 08-23-2009, 01:34 PM   #84
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i usually ask this way...

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Old 08-23-2009, 02:59 PM   #85
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If the girl shuts the door and locks it. It's goin down!
If the girl says..."lets just talk or lets hang out"...It aint goin down and you my friend, are in the Friend Zone!
LMAOOOO!
we need to see toe pics.
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Old 08-23-2009, 05:30 PM   #86
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wtf! toes pic?
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Old 08-23-2009, 08:23 PM   #87
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Coming from a chic:
If the girl shuts the door and locks it. It's goin down!
If the girl says..."lets just talk or lets hang out"...It aint goin down and you my friend, are in the Friend Zone!
LMAOOOO!
Wow, really?

Thanks for the insight. Where would we be without this useful piece of information?
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Old 08-27-2009, 04:26 PM   #88
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Coming from a chic:
If the girl shuts the door and locks it. It's goin down!
If the girl says..."lets just talk or lets hang out"...It aint goin down and you my friend, are in the Friend Zone!
LMAOOOO!
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Old 08-27-2009, 07:37 PM   #89
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Coming from a chic:
If the girl shuts the door and locks it. It's goin down!
If the girl says..."lets just talk or lets hang out"...It aint goin down and you my friend, are in the Friend Zone!
LMAOOOO!
So how often have you shut and locked doors and gone down?
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Old 09-03-2009, 05:46 PM   #90
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^^^ Deeeyum. Lets all have an e46 "stoneface" meet.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...term=stoneface
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Old 09-12-2009, 09:19 PM   #91
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...Joder, pues dame cabeza, tia
LOL, But why are you telling your aunt??
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Old 09-12-2009, 09:21 PM   #92
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Hahaha I always laugh when I hear the word "verga"
Me too...lol I think what it means is funny when it is used referring to a wee-wee.
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Old 11-05-2009, 12:29 AM   #93
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I don't ask...

She sits there, does what she does like everyone else...

And this little Johnny comes flying in at Mach 3...
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Old 11-12-2009, 08:38 AM   #94
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what you do, is you start hooking up, then you start rubbing her flange, and then grab her hand and place it on your schlong... then when she starts fapping you, you pretend to be in pain and start going ah ahh! then she usually asks whats wrong, and you say, its too dry to feel good, you then proceed to tell her to 'use some saliva'. and 9 times out of 10, instead of licking their hands then fapping you some more, they just go down!
i discovered this when i was 16, and really meant for her to fap me with a lubricated hand, yet was pleasantly surprised with what i got, and since then, ive used that line a good 10-15 times and have received the same most times
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Old 11-12-2009, 03:56 PM   #95
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^^^ Deeeyum. Lets all have an e46 "stoneface" meet.

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i just died at work. omg.
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Old 11-25-2009, 03:30 PM   #96
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Old 11-25-2009, 04:18 PM   #97
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get on your knees and smile like a donut, or ever kiss a bunny between the ears and pull out your pockets
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Old 11-26-2009, 03:05 AM   #98
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get on your knees and smile like a donut, or ever kiss a bunny between the ears and pull out your pockets
wait.. what?
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Either pursue her and risk getting Mono, or don't pursue her,...stay home and use your Mano.

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Old 11-28-2009, 02:23 PM   #99
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Old 11-28-2009, 08:58 PM   #100
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