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Old 09-27-2009, 03:06 PM   #1
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The WORST THING In MY LIFE Happened To Me LAST NIGHT.. **PIC** & LESSONS

you may want to read the story first before looking at the pic so you can laugh at me that much harder.. :\


Ok this story is way out of hand and I really don't know what to do..
2 friends and I went out last night to a local college bar filled with blazing young freshman. we got pretty drunk and met these girls there that wanted to hang out with us afterwards..
so we go over to their place and continue to drink.. these girls are wild, like down to have fun and be crazy..
so the girl that was claimed as mine had some pain killers and muscle relaxers and offered us some.. my friends took them, then i took them...............................................

so im at the point where im f*ckin out of it... damn out of it... so my recollection of the night stops here.. the rest of the story is from what everyone could piece together as well as a cell phone video she recorded and showed me when i woke up...

everyone was talking about tattoos and i was the only one without one, so they told me im getting one tonight.. her friend is an artist and lives in an apartment above his shop... she calls him up.. he says he'll give me one..

right now im in the state of mind of like "ya ya, ill go along with it, its not gunna happen"............ so she says, lets just go over there and hang out with him cause theres more people over there, so we take like a mile long walk over...

so we get there and im still being pressured to get the tat...and everyone is telling me to go for it.... im like alright whatever, f*ck it...

the girl said it has to be on my back and have her initials and she'll pay for the removal if need be...... this is about where i remember nothing......

and i woke up to this.....





























































the other week i saw an MTV true life about bad tattoos, i assume everyone else i was did as well :\


i dont know what the next step is, i talked to the girl and she feels really bad and reassured me about paying for the removal.... i cant stop looking in the mirror..
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Old 09-27-2009, 03:10 PM   #2
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even after you remove it, there will be a scar and the skin will never look the same
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Old 09-27-2009, 03:10 PM   #3
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Old 09-27-2009, 03:12 PM   #4
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even after you remove it, there will be a scar and the skin will never look the same
im planning a cover up that will go to the side of my back up the side of my torso..
like try to turn it into an atom or something nautical
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Old 09-27-2009, 03:13 PM   #5
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Old 09-27-2009, 03:14 PM   #6
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Old 09-27-2009, 03:15 PM   #7
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Damnn, That's some FUC^ED up SH1T right there... Those pain killers must been strong as hell to knock you off like that... Try to get it checked for removal as fast as possible.
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im sorry bro but thats fvckn hilarious!!

dude cover that up now!
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did you at least get some poosay outa the ordeal?










this is wayyyyy to funny
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did you at least get some poosay outa the ordeal?










this is wayyyyy to funny
well i didnt yet.. but she already said shes going to be making it up to me for a while

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yes, i wouldnt let a subpar girl do this to me.. i have a pic of her an my phone.. im about to post it
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well i didnt yet.. but she already said shes going to be making it up to me for a while



yes, i wouldnt let a subpar girl do this to me.. i have a pic of her an my phone.. im about to post it
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