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Old 10-16-2009, 08:15 AM   #41
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lol at some of the comments.....

shes 19....most likely she got a facebook or myspace account....search for her....if you cant get her first and last name then keep your eye out for her mailbox...find out her first and last name....then do some research....i find pipl.com a good site to stalk people....once you get some info on her you can find out what she likes by her myspace or facebook page....and BAM....your in
please don't do this... look, I'm 19, and one of my co-workers who is 37, asked me out. I'm not gonna lie, he's hot lol but naahh, just weird dude. I'll recommend just to go for the one night stand. Tell her what you want, and the worst that can happen is getting a 6 feet restricting order lol
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Old 10-16-2009, 09:43 AM   #42
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please don't do this... look, I'm 19, and one of my co-workers who is 37, asked me out. I'm not gonna lie, he's hot lol but naahh, just weird dude. I'll recommend just to go for the one night stand. Tell her what you want, and the worst that can happen is getting a 6 feet restricting order lol
So if you were the girl in this situation, and you were attracted to the guy, how would you want this older gentleman to approach you?
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Old 10-16-2009, 10:37 AM   #43
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So if you were the girl in this situation, and you were attracted to the guy, how would you want this older gentleman to approach you?
just like the guy i talked about did, he just sat down, and told me what he wanted, how he feels, and but it was in a really casual conversation, and he was really respectful of course....as long as shes not a member here, and saw this thread, is all good lol .... if she's up for it, then you got it.. everybody is different, but i think everyone agree we like to be treated with respect...the worst we can do is say no thanks, i pass..but if you did it right everything ends there and theres no need on getting that restricting order
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Old 10-16-2009, 10:49 AM   #45
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Strange responses... Not sure what the problem is here...?

Best way to get a female neighbor into bed is to find a practical, non-date like reason to visit her apartment. An updated version of the "Can I borrow a cup of sugar?" strategy with a modern twist.

You will need to do your own leg work to advance the relationship from the Total Stranger to Casual Acquaintance stage. You're 30+ so I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and skip the remedial Pimpology. Let's move on to the more advance tactics.

Through casual conversation try to figure out what she likes to watch on TV. As a young girl the chances are very high that she follows at least one of those trendy, ditsy shows that we generally don't care about (American Idol, Grey's Anatomy, etc). Your job is to fake an interest in whichever one she likes the most. On a random week night knock on her door (without prior warning) and casually inform her that your cable is out and ask if you can watch "whatever lame ass show" at her apt because you remembered her mentioning that she watches it regularly.

This is an acceptable request among young people these days. I've had two previous female neighbors knock on my door with similar requests. Most recently this cute Asian girl that lives across the hall offered to cook me and my roommate dinner if she could come over and watch House with us. Done and Done!

Anyway, as long as you're not a total sketch ball she'll probably say "Sure!" and invite you in. The goal is not to put the moves on her the first night but to engage her in decent conversation and get to know her better. If she has roommates your job is to charm them too. Close with a nonchalant effort to turn the TV night thing into a regular occurrence by saying thanks and inviting her to watch at your apt next time. If you make it to that point you're golden and should have her in the sac within a week or two.

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If she declines your request to watch TV together she will most likely throw you a bone by attaching some lame excuse like "I'm about to leave" or "I have people coming over." If so, take the hint, bow out gracefully and move on to the next. No big deal.
TOTALLY different scenario. House is probably the best show on TV right now. Your deck was stacked from the moment that limping sarcastic med-head cracked a grin.

Hell, I'd probably sleep with OP to not miss an episode of House.
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TOTALLY different scenario. House is probably the best show on TV right now. Your deck was stacked from the moment that limping sarcastic med-head cracked a grin.

Hell, I'd probably sleep with OP to not miss an episode of House.
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Old 10-16-2009, 04:34 PM   #47
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Have a party and invite her over as a neighborly act.
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LOL, I guess when Hugh Hefner dates a 19 year old it's okay but when it's someone else, it's wrong. Some of you sound like jealous, old ladies.
lol...hugh isnt on here asking how to pick up on 19 year old girls. you 30+ which is probably more like 39....and you still havent figuere out how to pick up on girls?

plus most girls arnt into banging there dads....try going to bingo night or something hef.
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remember E.T.? reeses pieces trail out to the shed? try x or crack....nice little trail from her door to yours

dude, you're 30...ain't you figured out your game yet?
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lol at some of the comments.....

shes 19....most likely she got a facebook or myspace account....search for her....if you cant get her first and last name then keep your eye out for her mailbox...find out her first and last name....then do some research....i find pipl.com a good site to stalk people....once you get some info on her you can find out what she likes by her myspace or facebook page....and BAM....your in
oh wow, you win the award for how to creep her out the fastest....stalker, yeah, that is a good approach
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you're 35+. you've got years of experience on the guys you're asking advice from.
Get a dog, walk em frequently, take em out to parks.
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oh wow, you win the award for how to creep her out the fastest....stalker, yeah, that is a good approach
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thats creepy ..WOW
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thats creepy ..WOW
the whole premise of the thread is creepy....that's the point of my sarcastic post...
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