Best Pick-Up line ever

Droodsty · 07-03-2009, 11:55 AM

Ok so a tip...this one will work, but its ballsy.

First of all this only works with 9's and 10's

So basically find the girl you trying to get at and you go up to her and say..

"Can I ask you a question? I need a females opinion. "

Once she says yes, you simply reply "I saw an attractive girl over there who I want to go up and talk and get to know but I don't know what to say"

and trust me.. she will reply, something like "Just go up to her and tell her she looks pretty tonight"

after this you say OK, and get her to wish you luck. Take a walk around the room and leave her presence for a few moments and walk right back up to her and say the exact line that she told you to say. Sounds cheesy but it works as a great conversation starter. go gettem!

SurreyF1 · 07-03-2009, 12:05 PM

actually if you have a really good attitude about it and she actually finds it funny, def a good start

ProchaineStation · 07-03-2009, 12:05 PM

Amazing LOL

TiAgTouring · 07-03-2009, 12:07 PM

not bad. depends on how its executed though

ProchaineStation · 07-03-2009, 12:09 PM

not unless she got the same pick up 4 times that night

Droodsty · 07-03-2009, 12:10 PM

Ya dont take my dialogue word for word, you have to use your own style that you're comfortable with. This is just generic dialect to give you an idea.

SurreyF1 · 07-03-2009, 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Droodsty

Ya dont take my dialogue word for word, you have to use your own style that you're comfortable with. This is just generic dialect to give you an idea.

ya know what... i'm gonna try this and report back lol

ProchaineStation · 07-03-2009, 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by JJR4884

ya know what... i'm gonna try this and report back lol

it will probably only work if she sees your car.

Droodsty · 07-03-2009, 12:15 PM

Anyone else have any other good ones?

SurreyF1 · 07-03-2009, 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BMWfanfromQuebec

it will probably only work if she sees your car.

Gucki83 · 07-03-2009, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TiAgTouring

not bad. depends on how its executed though

+1

She may think you're a shy b*tch

OR

She may think of it as an ice breaker, and give you the number

Bartacus · 07-03-2009, 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJR4884

ya know what... i'm gonna try this and report back lol

Aren't you married ya wino? You slore you!!

FlasHGordoN · 07-03-2009, 09:45 PM

i remember this one:

"do you want to go out with me?

"no"

"you must be from the zoo cause you lion"

can't remember who wrote it,but it's not mine! funny tho

dokebito · 07-04-2009, 01:23 AM

this one time at this bar i went up to a girl i was VERY INTERESTED in and went up to her and said...

"i don't wanna be rude or anything, but i think u look hot" she giggled and we started talkin... successfully got her number LOL

i only tried it once tho cuz i thought it was dumb but pretty funny lols

huyner328 · 07-04-2009, 01:27 AM

Let's play the Iraqi War Game, I'll be Iraq and you can blow the **** out of me.

M3_GTR · 07-04-2009, 01:37 AM

ive heard of this one before

M3_GTR · 07-04-2009, 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJR4884

id go out with you too for your car

s3th · 07-05-2009, 12:14 PM

lol thats awesome!

tblue3cibm · 07-05-2009, 12:18 PM

i like the lion one

amko_SMG · 07-06-2009, 04:12 AM

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Originally Posted by tblue3cibm

i like the lion one

walk up to a girl (preferably in a group of girls) and ask her:

"Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?"

when she says "no"

then you jump in and say "just enough to break the ice... hi my name is..."

07-03-2009, 11:55 AM	#1
Droodsty Registered User Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Reston, Virginia Posts: 162 My Ride: '05 AW/IR Vert M3 View My Garage	Best Pick-Up line ever Ok so a tip...this one will work, but its ballsy. First of all this only works with 9's and 10's So basically find the girl you trying to get at and you go up to her and say.. "Can I ask you a question? I need a females opinion. " Once she says yes, you simply reply "I saw an attractive girl over there who I want to go up and talk and get to know but I don't know what to say" and trust me.. she will reply, something like "Just go up to her and tell her she looks pretty tonight" after this you say OK, and get her to wish you luck. Take a walk around the room and leave her presence for a few moments and walk right back up to her and say the exact line that she told you to say. Sounds cheesy but it works as a great conversation starter. go gettem! __________________ Dusty (but clean AW) ///MMMola

07-03-2009, 12:05 PM	#3
ProchaineStation Registered User Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Montreal QC, Canada Posts: 4,201 My Ride: Bus,Metro,Train,325i View My Garage	Amazing LOL __________________ Next Stop: ProchaineStation™ Montreal, world transit & infrastructure enthusiast. www.youtube.com/AntoDamicoShow

07-03-2009, 12:07 PM	#4
TiAgTouring Registered User Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Athens OH Posts: 1,573 My Ride: has a D-Pillar View My Garage	not bad. depends on how its executed though __________________ 323iT 5MT ZSP/ M54B30 Manifold Swap/ F1 Headers + Full ZHP Exhaust/ UUC SSK + DSSR/ CF ACS Mirrors/ M3 Steering Wheel + ZHP Shift Knob

07-03-2009, 12:09 PM	#5
ProchaineStation Registered User Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Montreal QC, Canada Posts: 4,201 My Ride: Bus,Metro,Train,325i View My Garage	not unless she got the same pick up 4 times that night __________________ Next Stop: ProchaineStation™ Montreal, world transit & infrastructure enthusiast. www.youtube.com/AntoDamicoShow

07-03-2009, 12:10 PM	#6
Droodsty Registered User Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Reston, Virginia Posts: 162 My Ride: '05 AW/IR Vert M3 View My Garage	Ya dont take my dialogue word for word, you have to use your own style that you're comfortable with. This is just generic dialect to give you an idea. __________________ Dusty (but clean AW) ///MMMola

07-03-2009, 12:05 PM	#2
SurreyF1 Registered User Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Nowhere Posts: 17,689 My Ride: BMW View My Garage	actually if you have a really good attitude about it and she actually finds it funny, def a good start

07-03-2009, 12:15 PM	#9
Droodsty Registered User Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Reston, Virginia Posts: 162 My Ride: '05 AW/IR Vert M3 View My Garage	Anyone else have any other good ones? __________________ Dusty (but clean AW) ///MMMola

07-03-2009, 09:45 PM	#13
FlasHGordoN Registered User Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: I made it into the U.S. Posts: 458 My Ride: a car View My Garage	i remember this one: "do you want to go out with me? "no" "you must be from the zoo cause you lion" can't remember who wrote it,but it's not mine! funny tho __________________

07-04-2009, 01:23 AM	#14
dokebito Registered User Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Philadelphia, PA Posts: 49 My Ride: 2000 E46 323ci View My Garage	this one time at this bar i went up to a girl i was VERY INTERESTED in and went up to her and said... "i don't wanna be rude or anything, but i think u look hot" she giggled and we started talkin... successfully got her number LOL i only tried it once tho cuz i thought it was dumb but pretty funny lols

07-04-2009, 01:27 AM	#15
huyner328 Bradolf Pittler Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: 703 Posts: 2,875 My Ride: E90 ///M3, E30 325ic View My Garage	Let's play the Iraqi War Game, I'll be Iraq and you can blow the ** out of me. __________________ My SoundCloud, click for free mixes!**

07-04-2009, 01:37 AM	#16
M3_GTR Registered User Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: western suburbs Posts: 5,713 My Ride: hates driveways View My Garage	ive heard of this one before __________________ FOR SALE!

07-05-2009, 12:14 PM	#18
s3th Registered User Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Nor Cal -> Reno, NV Posts: 4,354 My Ride: 325xi View My Garage	lol thats awesome! __________________ My Sale Thread: CF Shift Knob, PS3 Games, Canon Lenses, iPod Nano You can just call me seth. FlickR 500px

07-05-2009, 12:18 PM	#19
tblue3cibm Registered User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Brooklyn, N.Y.C. Posts: 6,391 My Ride: allroad / Hayabusa View My Garage	i like the lion one __________________

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