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Old 11-01-2009, 11:01 PM   #1
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Well I went to my favorite club Called Space in Miami with a few friends. Well I met this girl there, we started dancing, kissing, getting drinks, and so on.Well she wanted to leave after 4 hours of being there, she said lets go back to your place, I tell her ok and tell my friends I'm going home.We walk to my car and she says nice Mercedes Im in my bmw lol.We leave in my car as soon as I go on 95 she keeps touching me, saying shes thirsty, so I get off an exit and stop at a gas station and we get something to drink, I get a redbull and she gets a big thing of water.We leave, I go back on 95 she goes to go in the back seat of my car from the passenger.She tells me that shes hot and shes gona get changed.Keep in mind this was a halloween party called dance of the dead, as she was a naughty maid.I have my ac on full blast.I keep looking back in my rear view and she keeps raising her left eyebrow and telling me to go back there, as I'm trying to drive and she keeps touching me.I figure damn all the S**t thats been going on maybe shes on ex (rolling) Figures she was. We finally get to my place and we go to my room. You know what happens lol but we got home at 6 something in the morning.Then we pass out after what we do. I wake up shes going through my closet Im like wtf are you doing shes like looking around. I'm like w.e. so I said how about I take you home she said yeah.Well figures she lives in boca raton a 45 min drive from me lol we get to her place and she said she had the best time ever so I get her number and I say goodbye to her.The next day she's sending me these txt saying babe I miss you, your an amazing kisser, that was the best sex I ever had, and so on. I tell my friend he tells me dude stay away from her the ex made her think you were the best guy she ever been with lol so now she thinks that and wont leave me alone. What would you guys do? Thanks
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Old 11-01-2009, 11:10 PM   #2
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Old 11-01-2009, 11:13 PM   #3
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going through your closet?

stay away..
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Old 11-01-2009, 11:19 PM   #4
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hit it again?
I was thinking that lol

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going through your closet?

stay away..
Yeah thats what my friend said.
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Old 11-02-2009, 01:04 AM   #5
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keep gettin it until your bored
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Old 11-02-2009, 01:09 AM   #6
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Old 11-02-2009, 01:19 AM   #7
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Old 11-02-2009, 02:01 AM   #8
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going through your closet...
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Old 11-02-2009, 09:15 AM   #9
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Old 11-02-2009, 02:13 PM   #10
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Girls look in closets when left alone that is just what they do. Hit it again at her place and then look through her closet.
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Old 11-02-2009, 03:44 PM   #11
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piitb....seriously....see if she'll accept a roto-rooter
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Old 11-02-2009, 07:29 PM   #12
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First: Put a lock on the closet
Second: Get checked, if good,see three
Third: Hit it again
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Old 11-02-2009, 08:12 PM   #13
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Hit it.
Again.
Again.
And

















Again.

Wait a second, you hit it the same night you met her?
Get yourself checked. Then proceed...
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Old 11-02-2009, 10:09 PM   #14
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Hit it at her place - then its only 1 one round trip and she has no access to your closet
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Old 11-03-2009, 07:16 AM   #15
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First time you've met her and you hit it and she's going through your ****? First sign of the mental. Hit it at her place exclusively. Or hide your porn (and lets face it no single man should have to do that!)
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Old 11-03-2009, 07:31 AM   #16
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Tap it again in a neutral location (motel)...so she cant go through your stuff.
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Old 11-03-2009, 05:21 PM   #17
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going through your closet?

stay away..
Prob looking for gf's clothes or something.



I think it's funny that you guys tell him to stay away. If he can still hit it let him. Dudes are even c0ckblocks on the internet lol.
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Old 11-03-2009, 07:19 PM   #18
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go get some fake movie prop quality body parts, some fake blood and stuff and leave it in your closet for next time, so when she goes rummaging around in there, she thinks you're a psycho murderer
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Old 11-03-2009, 11:06 PM   #19
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Her place, do it.
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Old 11-03-2009, 11:48 PM   #20
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what do you guys keep in your closet that is so special?
hit that ish again man.
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