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Old 11-16-2009, 04:35 AM   #1
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Cool pick up story!

True story that happened to a friend of mine. He went to a wedding once, where he started talking to this girl. After about 10 minutes of chit chat he straight up told her "Listen, the only reason I am actually talking to you is because I wanna get with you" Suprisingly he did not get slapped and the girl responded with "But I just dont know you that well" line. The next thing he did was pretty awesome and ballsy. He asked her long would it take for her to get to know him and she said "couple weeks." So this kid whips out his drivers lisence, flashes it in her face and says: this is my name, my address my height. This is the most you are going to find out about me in 2 weeks. So why not skip that and you go home with me tonight. Guess what? It worked
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Old 11-16-2009, 07:12 AM   #2
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Old 11-16-2009, 07:16 AM   #3
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And now he's got the clap, ghonneria, AIDS and has sit down to pee... right?
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Old 11-16-2009, 08:33 AM   #4
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Old 11-16-2009, 09:34 AM   #5
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Your friend is telling you a story as accurately as FloridaE46.
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Old 11-16-2009, 09:48 AM   #6
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Your friend is telling you a story as accurately as FloridaE46.
seriously... you weren't there? then its not thread worthy because there is a 95% chance hes full of sh!t.
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Old 11-16-2009, 11:51 AM   #7
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Old 11-17-2009, 02:45 AM   #9
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Old 11-17-2009, 05:34 PM   #11
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