Favorite Anti-Religion Quotes/ Pics - Page 4

firefirefire90 · 11-20-2009, 07:36 PM

"if you masturbate, you're going to hell"

my 4th grade religion teacher

didn't even know what masturbation was

BRUTL TA · 11-20-2009, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrashRide

hell yeah brother. years ago i put a down payment on a killer condo right on the lake of fire. i can't wait to listen to Slayer all day/everyday.

plus i hear there's a buffet of hookers, drugs, and alcohol.

Thats right, all the fun stuff that the good book says is sin. Heaven sounds pretty damn boring to me. Nothing to do all day but get on your knees in front of a man

NJ///M · 11-20-2009, 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 4mused

I was raised Catholic and dragged to church every Sunday morning. I think at age 5 I had enough reason to know it was all BS

Another classic

CrashRide · 11-20-2009, 08:05 PM

Eulogy written by Maynard James Keenan of the band TOOL

He had a lot to say.
He had a lot of nothing to say.
We'll miss him.
We'll miss him.

He had a lot to say.
He had a lot of nothing to say.
We'll miss him.
We're gonna miss him
We're gonna miss him

So long.
We wish you well.
You told us how you weren't afraid to die.
Well then, so long.
Don't cry.
Or feel too down.
Not all martyrs see divinity.
But at least you tried.

Standing above the crowd,
He had a voice that was strong and loud.
We'll miss him.
We'll miss him.

Ranting and pointing his finger
At everything but his heart.
We'll miss him.
We'll miss him.
We're gonna miss him.
We're gonna miss him.

No way to recall
What it was that you had said to me,
Like I care at all.

But you were so loud.
You sure could yell.
You took a stand on every little thing
And so loud.

"I'm too smart when you're invisible by the bone and the symbol on you. So he bashes his skull through the window while over looking the sea. Twilight amber ego. We were amused by this"

Standing above the crowd,
He had a voice that was strong and loud and I
Swallowed his facade cuz I'm so
Eager to identify with
Someone above the ground,
Someone who seemed to feel the same,
Someone prepared to lead the way, with
Someone who would die for me.

Will you? Will you now?
Would you die for me?
Don't you f*ckin lie.

Don't you step out of line.
Don't you step out of line.
Don't you step out of line.
Don't you f*ckin lie.

You've claimed all this time that you would die for me.
Why then are you so surprised when you hear your own
Eulogy?

He had a lot to say.
He had a lot of nothing to say.
He had a lot to say.
He had a lot of nothing to say.

Come down.
Get off your f*ckin cross.
We need the f*ckin space to nail the next fool martyr.

To ascend you must die.
You must be crucified
For our sins and our lies.
Goodbye!!!

jacques chirac · 11-20-2009, 08:19 PM

That thread changed my point of view on americans. In france everybody believes that in USA, criticise religion is the fastest way to the grave.

xkrnxnamjahx · 11-20-2009, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jacques chirac

That thread changed my point of view on americans. In france everybody believes that in USA, criticise religion is the fastest way to the grave.

They say only about 10-20% of Americans are Atheists, but half the people I know don't believe in God...
Which is strange because I'm from Texas as well.

Vade46!!! · 11-20-2009, 08:33 PM

'busa · 11-20-2009, 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NJ///M

I was raised Catholic and dragged to church every Sunday morning. I think at age 5 I had enough reason to know it was all BS

Another classic

LOL @ the end. Satan by rear naked choke!

DME46 · 11-20-2009, 08:43 PM

Again with this sh1t?

aznazasin · 11-20-2009, 08:49 PM

Why didnt you title the thread

"Anti-Christianity quotes"?

DME46 · 11-20-2009, 08:49 PM

DME46 · 11-20-2009, 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aznazasin

Why didnt you title the thread

"Anti-Christianity quotes"?

really... they are too scared to insult Islam.

'busa · 11-20-2009, 09:04 PM

The funniest part about some religions is their clothing.

Burquinis... :fapfap:

Temple garments.

And now some motivational posters. Not all are related to religion directly, but you won't mind.

TheRusski · 11-20-2009, 09:07 PM

lol awesome thread!

TiAgTouring · 11-20-2009, 10:09 PM

A recent USA Today poll showed that at least 20% of Americans do not believe in God. The number of Americans who stopped believing in heaven doubled from 2003 to 2008 (humm what happened during these years...).

There are a lot more free thinkers/ atheists/ and humanists than people recognize. I'm tired of watching religious fanatics mess up this country and its time to start fighting back and letting our voices be heard.

Props to BRUTL TA for being man enough to stand up for what he believes. Too many people are worried about offending or pissing people off.

Okay, some more (I have enough to go for weeks...), these ones are pretty funny...

"I give money for church organs in the hope that the organ music will distract the congregation's attention from the rest of the service."
-Andrew Carnegie

"Nah, there's no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I'm a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian."
-Adam Carolla

"Christ was only crucified once, and for a few hours. Think of the thousands he has been crucifying in a quiet way ever since."
-Samuel Butler

"I'd sure like to help the colored, but I Bible says I can't."
-Senator Pat Robertson, father of current television evangelical preacher

"I believe that men are generally still a little afraid of the dark, though the witches are all hung, and Christianity and candles have been introduced."
-Henry David Thoreau, Walden, 63

"Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!"
-George Bernard Shaw

"It will yet be the proud boast of women that they never answer contributed a line to the Bible."
-G.W. Foote

"For the first time ever, everything is in place for the Battle of Armageddon and the second coming of Christ."
-Ronald Reagan (1911-2004)

TiAgTouring · 11-20-2009, 10:12 PM

How about some good quotes about Atheism...

"The Atheist Bible, it could be said, has but one word: 'Think.'"
-Emmett F. Fields

"Perhaps God chose me to be an atheist."
-Stanislaw J. Lec (1909-1966)

"An atheist doesn't have to be someone who thinks he has proof that there can't be a god. He only has to be someone who believes that the evidence on the God question is at a similar level to the evidence on the werewolf question."
-John McCarthy (1927- )

"[All] religions eventually die out;But atheism will live on regardless of what new religion replaces the old."
-Ignots Pistachio

"I don't believe in God and I don't believe in Mother Goose."
-Clarence Darrow (lead attorney is the Scopes Trial)

"I do not believe in a personal God and I have never denied this but expressed it clearly. If something is in me which can be called religious then it is the unbounded admiration for the structure of the world so far as our science can reveal it."
-Albert Einstein

"In some awful, strange, paradoxical way, atheists tend to take religion more seriously than the practitioners."
-Sir John Miller (1934- )

"Since experiences of God are good grounds for the existence of God, are not experiences of the absence of God good grounds for the nonexistence of God?"
-Michael Martin, American philosopher

"Atheism is a non-prophet organization."
-George Carlin, American Comedian

"The first revolt is against the supreme tyranny of theology, of a phantom of God. As long as we have a master in heaven, we shall be slaves on Earth."
-Mikhail Bakunin

"A belief in an afterlife has the unavoidable effect of making this life less unique and precious;Good luck finding an atheist willing to strap a bomb to his or her back, or fly a plane into a building."
-John Bice

eee4666 · 11-20-2009, 10:26 PM

eee4666 · 11-20-2009, 10:28 PM

firefirefire90 · 11-20-2009, 10:29 PM

DME posted here? I can sleep happy tonight

Team_Persia · 11-20-2009, 10:31 PM

"Atheism is a non-prophet organization"

11-20-2009, 08:05 PM	#64
CrashRide Registered User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Denton, TX Posts: 116 My Ride: 2002 330ci View My Garage	Eulogy written by Maynard James Keenan of the band TOOL He had a lot to say. He had a lot of nothing to say. We'll miss him. We'll miss him. He had a lot to say. He had a lot of nothing to say. We'll miss him. We're gonna miss him We're gonna miss him So long. We wish you well. You told us how you weren't afraid to die. Well then, so long. Don't cry. Or feel too down. Not all martyrs see divinity. But at least you tried. Standing above the crowd, He had a voice that was strong and loud. We'll miss him. We'll miss him. Ranting and pointing his finger At everything but his heart. We'll miss him. We'll miss him. We're gonna miss him. We're gonna miss him. No way to recall What it was that you had said to me, Like I care at all. But you were so loud. You sure could yell. You took a stand on every little thing And so loud. "I'm too smart when you're invisible by the bone and the symbol on you. So he bashes his skull through the window while over looking the sea. Twilight amber ego. We were amused by this" Standing above the crowd, He had a voice that was strong and loud and I Swallowed his facade cuz I'm so Eager to identify with Someone above the ground, Someone who seemed to feel the same, Someone prepared to lead the way, with Someone who would die for me. Will you? Will you now? Would you die for me? Don't you fckin lie. Don't you step out of line. Don't you step out of line. Don't you step out of line. Don't you fckin lie. You've claimed all this time that you would die for me. Why then are you so surprised when you hear your own Eulogy? He had a lot to say. He had a lot of nothing to say. He had a lot to say. He had a lot of nothing to say. Come down. Get off your fckin cross. We need the fckin space to nail the next fool martyr. To ascend you must die. You must be crucified For our sins and our lies. Goodbye!!! __________________

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11-20-2009, 08:43 PM	#69
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11-20-2009, 08:49 PM	#70
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11-20-2009, 08:49 PM	#71
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11-20-2009, 07:36 PM	#61
firefirefire90 Banned Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: loves FUPA Posts: 6,763 My Ride: suce ma bite View My Garage	"if you masturbate, you're going to hell" my 4th grade religion teacher didn't even know what masturbation was

11-20-2009, 09:04 PM	#73
'busa Registered User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: FL Posts: 1,446 My Ride: E90 335i (sold) View My Garage	The funniest part about some religions is their clothing. Burquinis... :fapfap: Temple garments. And now some motivational posters. Not all are related to religion directly, but you won't mind. __________________

11-20-2009, 09:07 PM	#74
TheRusski Registered User Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: SD Posts: 7,659 My Ride: gone... View My Garage	lol awesome thread! __________________

11-20-2009, 10:09 PM	#75
TiAgTouring Registered User Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Athens OH Posts: 1,573 My Ride: has a D-Pillar View My Garage	A recent USA Today poll showed that at least 20% of Americans do not believe in God. The number of Americans who stopped believing in heaven doubled from 2003 to 2008 (humm what happened during these years...). There are a lot more free thinkers/ atheists/ and humanists than people recognize. I'm tired of watching religious fanatics mess up this country and its time to start fighting back and letting our voices be heard. Props to BRUTL TA for being man enough to stand up for what he believes. Too many people are worried about offending or pissing people off. Okay, some more (I have enough to go for weeks...), these ones are pretty funny... "I give money for church organs in the hope that the organ music will distract the congregation's attention from the rest of the service." -Andrew Carnegie "Nah, there's no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I'm a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian." -Adam Carolla "Christ was only crucified once, and for a few hours. Think of the thousands he has been crucifying in a quiet way ever since." -Samuel Butler "I'd sure like to help the colored, but I Bible says I can't." -Senator Pat Robertson, father of current television evangelical preacher "I believe that men are generally still a little afraid of the dark, though the witches are all hung, and Christianity and candles have been introduced." -Henry David Thoreau, Walden, 63 "Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!" -George Bernard Shaw "It will yet be the proud boast of women that they never answer contributed a line to the Bible." -G.W. Foote "For the first time ever, everything is in place for the Battle of Armageddon and the second coming of Christ." -Ronald Reagan (1911-2004) __________________ 323iT 5MT ZSP/ M54B30 Manifold Swap/ F1 Headers + Full ZHP Exhaust/ UUC SSK + DSSR/ CF ACS Mirrors/ M3 Steering Wheel + ZHP Shift Knob

11-20-2009, 10:12 PM	#76
TiAgTouring Registered User Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Athens OH Posts: 1,573 My Ride: has a D-Pillar View My Garage	How about some good quotes about Atheism... "The Atheist Bible, it could be said, has but one word: 'Think.'" -Emmett F. Fields "Perhaps God chose me to be an atheist." -Stanislaw J. Lec (1909-1966) "An atheist doesn't have to be someone who thinks he has proof that there can't be a god. He only has to be someone who believes that the evidence on the God question is at a similar level to the evidence on the werewolf question." -John McCarthy (1927- ) "[All] religions eventually die out;But atheism will live on regardless of what new religion replaces the old." -Ignots Pistachio "I don't believe in God and I don't believe in Mother Goose." -Clarence Darrow (lead attorney is the Scopes Trial) "I do not believe in a personal God and I have never denied this but expressed it clearly. If something is in me which can be called religious then it is the unbounded admiration for the structure of the world so far as our science can reveal it." -Albert Einstein "In some awful, strange, paradoxical way, atheists tend to take religion more seriously than the practitioners." -Sir John Miller (1934- ) "Since experiences of God are good grounds for the existence of God, are not experiences of the absence of God good grounds for the nonexistence of God?" -Michael Martin, American philosopher "Atheism is a non-prophet organization." -George Carlin, American Comedian "The first revolt is against the supreme tyranny of theology, of a phantom of God. As long as we have a master in heaven, we shall be slaves on Earth." -Mikhail Bakunin "A belief in an afterlife has the unavoidable effect of making this life less unique and precious;Good luck finding an atheist willing to strap a bomb to his or her back, or fly a plane into a building." -John Bice __________________ 323iT 5MT ZSP/ M54B30 Manifold Swap/ F1 Headers + Full ZHP Exhaust/ UUC SSK + DSSR/ CF ACS Mirrors/ M3 Steering Wheel + ZHP Shift Knob Last edited by TiAgTouring; 12-03-2009 at 12:03 AM.

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11-20-2009, 10:29 PM	#79
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