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Old 08-06-2014, 12:08 PM   #1
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The average life of a 18-29 tear old American female.

This is for a average run of the mill 5/10 girl. Not a supermodel.



"Wake up to 23 text messages waiting to be answered on your phone. Check your email/facebook/twitter and have 295 likes on that new selfie you took of yourself. You want more attention though, so you shower up, put some clothes on, put on the makeup, and snap a quick selfie of yourself that you quickly upload to facebook. Maybe this one will get you even more likes.

Get on the bus, and several men stand up to give you their seat. Meanwhile your phone is rattling with text messages of several white knights, two alpha studs, and your best friend who wants to go shopping. You get hit on by a nice guy on the bus who is slightly above average looking, but not good enough so you friendzone him before he asks for your number. Get off the bus, head to class, where the professor gives a lecture on how women have it so difficult in America and how there is still male privilege out there. You grit your teeth at how unfair women have it. Men are pigs!

You check your facebook and you have 113 likes for your selfie (don't worry, it's still midday). You accidentally trip on your way to work and 29 men and several women come over to help you and ask you if you are ok and if they could help you walk to your destination. You refuse, and check on your cell phone. Sally is bitching about Maggie, and although you hate them both, they are your best friends and you love it when they talk **** about each other to you, cause you love the drama.

After walking past a parade of men at work who tell you how amazing and pretty you are, you meet up with Travis for a quickie. He's a drug dealer, but he has a motorcycle and plays drums in a band. Who cares if he still lives with his parents and he's 27? He's hot.

After that, you meet up with your girlfriends to go clubbing. You are hit on by an uncountable amount of men, and after using several of them for free drinks, you ditch them and start dancing with your girlfriends. Several more average looking guys try to dance with you. Even a manlet tries to dance, and you laugh him off. Finally, you run into two hot guys and they start grinding up against you and your girlfriend. You leave the dance floor and go make out with one of them for awhile. Your fat girlfriend comes over to cock block you (after all, the night is still young) and you leave him to go find other hotter studs.

You notice in the bathroom that you've gained some weight. Who cares though, you're an indepdent woman, and men should learn to love women with curves. You gossip and take some more selfies with your girlfriends in the bathroom, then you head back out to the dance floor.

As you dance some more, some fat of yours rubs up on another woman from another group, and she gets pissed. You throw your drink on her, and thousands of white knights come to aid both sides. The bouncer would kick you out, but you are unaccountable for your actions, since, after all, you are a woman.

A guy that looks like Brad Pitt comes over to talk to you. Sure, he's alright, but he's probably only 5'10 and not that cute. You make out with a few men, until you find a guy that looks like Thor who you bring home. You ditch your friends and get ****ed by alpha cock."

In the morning you wake up to 38 text messages...and your selfie you uploaded yesterday had 374 likes! Today is going to be a good day!
pua hate(I hate the people on that site, but this post was strong as fuk and sounds accurate)
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Old 08-06-2014, 12:11 PM   #2
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Sounds like your life, getting fvcked by a Thor c0ck every night.
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Who actually took the time to write this bullshit?
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Old 08-06-2014, 12:28 PM   #7
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that sounds accurate to you?
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If someone else writes up a dumpster thread I will gladly go up against F2B and take the -5 votes right now.
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what is a "manlet"
I was wondering the same.
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a guy who is 5'5 and under
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The little fella you see at the gym who tries to draw attention away from his short stature by packing on excessive muscle mass (this generally has an effect opposite of that which was intended). Often waddles around like a muscly lil' meatball.
That manlet may only be 5'5", but I just saw him rep 250 lbs. eight times on the bench! Somebody's overcompensating.
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Snow Goose
To rectally intake cocaine through a straw or other tubed apparatus. This is usually required after heavy cocaine use that results in the erosion of the nasal passage, forcing the addict to intake the drug through other orifices. To "snow goose" cocaine requires that there be a second party or accomplice. That is, some one must do the snow goosing...or the blowing of cocaine up the other person's rectum.
After prolonged use of cocaine and a deeply damaged nasal cavity, Stevie Nicks was forced to snow goose her cocaine before shows. The poor roadie, Jimmy, was tasked with doing the snow goosing.
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The little fella you see at the gym who tries to draw attention away from his short stature by packing on excessive muscle mass (this generally has an effect opposite of that which was intended). Often waddles around like a muscly lil' meatball.
That manlet may only be 5'5", but I just saw him rep 250 lbs. eight times on the bench! Somebody's overcompensating.

Like this guy. Used to be one of my soldiers. Srsly. He couldn't get all the way down for a pushup because his chest got in the way, couldn't interlock his hands behind his head for situps, couldn't run to save his life. But he was a great SEE truck operator. Very short
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that's a pretty accurate description of the typical long island cvm dumpster
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If someone else writes up a dumpster thread I will gladly go up against F2B and take the -5 votes right now.
Mods, make a Vinne Vega vs F2B dumpster thread.

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That said, this article, or whatever you want to call it, is crap and was probably written by a guy resembling marshmallow on a lonely Saturday night.
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f2b is og around here and his threads are awful, but they do cause people to post.
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This reminds me how most employees think EVPs make 300k a year and have cabins in Aspen.
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Average looking guy who's been shot down by 347 women.

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