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Old 01-27-2010, 12:55 PM   #61
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Old 01-27-2010, 12:57 PM   #62
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Beware that Montreal is FULL of incredibly hot women. Hot FRENCH women. If you're a horn-dog, this could be BAD for you. Once you mess around with a French woman, you may not want anything else, for life. Especially a Quebec woman. No religious sexual hangups FTW!
what do you call "French woman" ?? French-speaking Canadian citizen or French citizen tourists visiting Canada ???

Canadian citizens cannot be called french. they have nothin' to do with us beside the language (Wich is so butchered by they accent that it's almost no french anymore)
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Old 01-27-2010, 12:58 PM   #63
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you're trying too hard, you "really want it to work"...you're dooming yourself from the get go, because limitations based on being her boyfriend or fiance or whatever it is you're going to call yourself while in a new place, dealing with the stress of a new environment, accomplishing your work/goals while trying to keep her happy is going to drive you apart. And I've heard canadian chicks are fun and "carefree" and you're gonna get sucked into the fukc a ho every weekend if thats the case. Move to canada if you must, but not to "settle/settle down" with this girl. Hell, does she atleast know how to cook, clean, not be a money leach, give you space, suck a golf ball through a garden hose, make her own damn money, do the splits on your dikc? She was on a church volunteer group dealy...does she spit or swallow? And is she gonna get herself prego just to try and tie you down to one sub-par hole? tread lightly bud
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what do you call "French woman" ?? French-speaking Canadian citizen or French citizen tourists visiting Canada ???

Canadian citizens cannot be called french. they have nothin' to do with us beside the language (Wich is so butchered by they accent that it's almost no french anymore)
I was referring to Quebecois. And I don't speak French (except for cursing), but I've heard that most Quebecers couldn't even order food in France properly due to the awful butchering of the true French language.
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I was referring to Quebecois. And I don't speak French (except for cursing), but I've heard that most Quebecers couldn't even order food in France properly due to the awful butchering of the true French language.
Honestly, it is worth learning true french just to laugh at the quebecois.

BTW, English spoken in UK,especially in London, must sound so Weird to American-english people.

I understand American-english pretty good, but UK english doesn't even sound like english. They have a curious "clipped" way to talk.
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what do you call "French woman" ?? French-speaking Canadian citizen or French citizen tourists visiting Canada ???

Canadian citizens cannot be called french. they have nothin' to do with us beside the language (Wich is so butchered by they accent that it's almost no french anymore)
The french are the ones that left them in Canada and ran back to France when the english attacked no? they've been abandoned so you can't expect too much from the quebecois.
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and if things don't workout, i have a whole new pool of perspective chicks to turnout before returning to the States!
Dude you can't imagine the ammount of hot girls there are in Montreal. What you have achieved in Ohio for percentage of the hot chick population banged you will never get in your entire lifetime in Montreal.

That being said if you are as horny as you seem you might better off moving to a place like Saskatchewan with her where the temptations aren't quite what they seem.

BTW - how many notches you got?????????????????????????????????????
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I say go for it. That way, you know you gave it a shot and won't have to wonder "what if" later on down the line. Plus it would be a nice change of scenery and most importantly, as ^^ Mayo stated, if it doesn't work out, there are still tons of hot chicks in Montreal for you to pick from.
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Dude you can't imagine the ammount of hot girls there are in Montreal. What you have achieved in Ohio for percentage of the hot chick population banged you will never get in your entire lifetime in Montreal.

That being said if you are as horny as you seem you might better off moving to a place like Saskatchewan with her where the temptations aren't quite what they seem.

BTW - how many notches you got?????????????????????????????????????
maybe i should invest in a chastity belt before moving up there.

notches?? i lost track but just b/c it all happened really suddenly. I was at 10-12 up till I was 25 then in 1 year, after the ex and i split, it went up to 50. there was literally like 40 in a year and I just stopped counting. I would guess somewhere btwn 60-100

With that being said, I also get tested like 3 to 4x a year. We all get that scare sometimes when you freak out and rush to get tested so it's a variable. And yes, I did get the clap once but thankfully, it's curable and I got that fixed.
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