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Old 04-13-2010, 12:28 AM   #21
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Oh really now? -.-
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Old 04-13-2010, 12:35 AM   #22
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shes insecure, thats all, shes just shy and insecure about her junk. a lot of girls think genitals are fugly, especially their own... plus 2.5 months really isnt that long. if after a few more weeks or months she isnt opening up more, letting you touch it and stuff, then you might wanna talk to her ass and be like look here woman, you need to stop acting like a teenager and cut the bs and gimme that pu55y 120%

took me months to get this one girl to let me do her with the lights on, and not under the cover, and then another few months before i could hit it doggie style. but i could touch it, and stuff. you just have to make her feel comfortable, and talk to her, make her understand how us dudes, are visual, and need to see the punani as well as touch and feel and stick it, etc..
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Old 04-13-2010, 12:38 AM   #23
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Thing is, I talked to her about it and she really doesnt want to make any changes.
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well if shes giving no reason why, and isnt budging, i suggest you get to walking... because thats just fukin stupid on her part.
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Oh, I'm at that point. Its not so much the no fingering thing, is the no reasoning that bothers me.
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^ yeah, the no reason is crazy, better ask her if shes got some sh1t, and tell her if she does youre gonna shoot her. do this after the split tho, lol
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shy young girl. that is all. if thats a reason to break up then there isnt much going on in that relationship. oh yeah, and you posted her pick on the internets re sex, so yeah. it might be you.
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Its not a reason to break up, but its a nagging issue because she can't give me an answer. She actually wanted me to make this thread cause she insisted no one agreed with me.
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send me her phone number.
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^ classy.
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it is extremely likely that she has some kind of std. or worse, she may have been a man at some point or another, and she may have had her(or his depending on what way you look at it) penis removed and you have been fudging an artificial va jay jay.
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Its not a reason to break up, but its a nagging issue because she can't give me an answer. She actually wanted me to make this thread cause she insisted no one agreed with me.
haha wtf does she say when you ask for a reason? I can understand, the other way around... you can touch but no sticking yet, but seriously... very odd
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does it feel like a punani? think about that before you answer.
i think you should show her this thread, it will do a lot of talking for you.
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She says she doesn't know. And that's all I can get.
And she's the one who wanted me to make this thread, so she'll see it.
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ok, asked a girl, here is what she said...

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ok if he can' t touch or see her vagina or anything how do they have sex?

is he sure she is an actual girl?

and pics of what if he can't see her vagina?
copied and pasted your 1st post to IM, and thats what she wrote back...im
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She has to do all the "aiming" if you will.
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i figured as much, my home girl says its very weird. suggest she prolly has a weird coochie or shes not really a girl. lol she says use rubbers.
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dude, grab a flashlight next time she is asleep and take a look.

1) odd looking V... wouldn't you be able to feel something weird in this case?
2) She used to be a guy
3) This is dark... but maybe she was molested when she was younger and "touching" brings up some subconscious feelings that she can't explain because they are blocked out?
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Maybe she has a very very dark toned poon? (Roast Beef?)
Tell her this, "Babe, do you really think I might break up with you just because of how your poon looks like?"
If she goes for it, don't make it so formal, just do what you do when you do the business, but peep at it a little. Make it a natural kind of peep haha.
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i think it actually might be psychological problems.

i can't really explain why im afraid of ghosts. maybe she can't explain why she is afraid of you fingering her.
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