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Old 04-13-2010, 01:36 AM   #41
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maybe shes cheating on you and feels guilty.
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Old 04-13-2010, 11:40 AM   #42
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Good advice guys, keep it coming.
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Old 04-13-2010, 12:26 PM   #43
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Ah, yes, that.
Here we are.
Yah, it's weird but she's too cute to dump so I wouldn't make too big of an issue over it. She probably thinks her vagina stinks. Does she play sports?

If you want to address it, try doing something thoughtful. Have 1800Flowers deliver a fruit basket and a few boxes of Summer's Eve to her job. Make sure the card reads "I smell what you're cooking Baby! <3". That should defintiely put her mind at ease.

You can thank us later.
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Old 04-13-2010, 12:57 PM   #44
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maybe her coot looks like it just puked up a roast beef sammich and she's embarassed about all the extra curtains? sheesh, show some class and leave her drapery alone.
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Old 04-13-2010, 01:34 PM   #45
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yeah this is def. weird after 2.5 months...im gonna bet shes not that good in bed too...one of them b1tches that just lays there. and im guessing for have sex with the lights off
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Old 04-13-2010, 08:11 PM   #46
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Well, she doesn't just lay there, she'll play around a lot, it''s just when I wanna use my hands I can't
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Old 04-13-2010, 08:13 PM   #47
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tie her ass up...
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Old 04-13-2010, 08:14 PM   #48
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She is into that....
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Old 04-13-2010, 08:20 PM   #49
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get her drunk then, damn, what is she into?
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Being tied up. And even if she's hammered she still wont let me investigate her nether regions.
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well get her drunk tie her up, and deal with the consequences after...
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I asked a few girls this, and they said:


"she's fuuckin weird"

"does she have a hand on vag phobia?"

"why wouldn't a girl want this, I have no idea"

"this question is stupid. That girl is stupid"
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Old 04-13-2010, 08:41 PM   #53
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its sad, bt something is up with her vag,
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Clement
well this dude
is dating this girl
and they mess around and whatnot, bone, all that fun stuff
but
she wont let him touch her naughty bits
like
with his hands
and she wont give him a reason why
she wont even let him see it
but they still have sex, yet she wont tell him why he can't
I can'tfigure out why
thoughts?
6:49pm

Arielle
hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaa
thats ****ing wierd
i dunno, some girls are weird about that stuff
there could also be some wierd underlying reason
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Clement
am i right? we think she's got a little extra down there she's self conscious about, but that's about it
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Arielle
i mean not to be a deb but maybe something happened to her?
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Clement
i was about to say, a deb? but then I realized, "debby downer"
ten points griffindor
possibly, but what could happen that would take away the touching with hands, but not anything else
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Arielle
you never know
or youre right, she could just be self conscious
6:56pm

Clement
well
thanks for the opinion
kinda seals the fact that this girl is insane, also forgot to mention they've been dating for over 2 months
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Arielle
haha okay wierd
****ing after 2 months? sounds slutty
but they should prob be able to talk about it...



seals the deal boys, she's probably got more beef than a butcher
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Old 04-13-2010, 10:21 PM   #56
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this thread delivers teh funny
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Old 04-14-2010, 12:13 AM   #57
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Old 04-14-2010, 09:06 AM   #58
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thanx for editing and letting everyone else know what this was about
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thanx for editing and letting everyone else know what this was about
It took some reading, but it was there in all the comments. New girl won't let him touch, or see the punanni & wanted to know if that was weird
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Old 04-14-2010, 09:41 AM   #60
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^^^ what he said. I guess el' girlfriendo saw the replies and was not liking the responses so he had to delete to keep atleast hitting it until he can find a girl that will let him gaze at her labs

so how about her anny? are you aloud to look or touch that ish?
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