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Old 12-25-2004, 01:22 AM   #1
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Waiting for Kids to Go Soundly to Sleep

Is anyone else cooling their heels waiting for the kids to drop off so you can help Santa out a bit?
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Old 12-25-2004, 01:24 AM   #2
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WTF....There is no Santa...Who the hell did I see with your wife?
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Old 12-25-2004, 01:29 AM   #3
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Oh, my bad--I thought you would have been in bed by now. Sorry to break the news to you, kiddo.
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Oh, my bad--I thought you would have been in bed by now. Sorry to break the news to you, kiddo.
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Old 12-25-2004, 01:30 AM   #5
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just force them to goto sleep
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Old 12-25-2004, 01:34 AM   #8
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Old 12-25-2004, 01:37 AM   #9
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his fat a$$ just left my house...
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Old 12-25-2004, 01:39 AM   #10
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Nice. Now you can go to sleep.
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Santa....that fat bastard left a floater in my downstairs toilet last year.
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Santa....that fat bastard left a floater in my downstairs toilet last year.
Maybe he ran out of coal.
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When I read the title I thought the post was gonna say " Anyone else waiting for the kids to sleep so I can bang the lady friend, then blame the loud thumps the children hear on Santa?"
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It's 2AM, she's nine yrs old, and she won't **** and go to sleep. i hate her.
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lol, the kid. ie. my brat little sister.
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lol, the kid. ie. my brat little sister.
Well, that's more your parents' problem tonight, isn't it? You can just blissfully drift off to sleep...
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Well, that's more your parents' problem tonight, isn't it? You can just blissfully drift off to sleep...
Yeah, mostly their problem, but I like to help out. I kind of owe it to them, for putting up with me for all those Christmas'
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Yeah, mostly their problem, but I like to help out. I kind of owe it to them, for putting up with me for all those Christmas'
Yeah, I remember when I got old enough for my parents to bring me in on the scam. It was kind of like being a "made man" in the mafia.

I probably shouldn't be talking about it, even now.
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